I’ve done some world class sleeping.

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11-14-2019, 01:09 PM
Sir C

I’ve done some world class sleeping.

But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.

I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:

“One Jew is Jew
Two Jews are Jew Jew
Three Jews are more Jews
Four Jews are your Jews
Five Jews are my Jews”

Then I woke up, giggling.

I wonder what 6 Jews are?
11-14-2019, 01:19 PM
IUFG

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I wonder what 6 Jews are?

a conspiracy?
11-14-2019, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sir C

I wonder what 6 Jews are?

Lampshades?
11-14-2019, 02:21 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.

I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:

“One Jew is Jew
Two Jews are Jew Jew
Three Jews are more Jews
Four Jews are your Jews
Five Jews are my Jews”

Then I woke up, giggling.

I wonder what 6 Jews are?

Pethidine takes a while to leave the system. You've basically had an opium dream. Like Coleridge or one of those lads.

Glad to hear you're well. Hope you're not too sore?
11-14-2019, 02:42 PM
Sir C

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Pethidine takes a while to leave the system. You've basically had an opium dream. Like Coleridge or one of those lads.

Glad to hear you're well. Hope you're not too sore?

Dozed off again.

Much better than last time, thank you. Still not pleasant, but I’ll be back in the office tomorrow. Or Monday, maybe.
11-14-2019, 02:45 PM
barrybueno

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Dozed off again.

Much better than last time, thank you. Still not pleasant, but I’ll be back in the office tomorrow. Or Monday, maybe.

Dreaming about jews after a nose op, I think that's some subconscious racism right there C :judge: