half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(
half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(
have in the whole of your skinny foppish body, reckons the only reason thon fella fell down was because Marti quite deliberately feigned a poor touch to wrongfoot him - how about that! :-DQuote:
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Tony C was joking, you total retard.Quote:
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Now, any chance you can pen me a ditty about Greta Thunberg's vagina?
I was rather impressed with his speed whilst carrying the ball. He looks quite the chunky centre-forward type but moves like a winger.Quote:
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8 out of 10, would recommend.
He was not joking so YOUre the retard! :cry:Quote:
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Anway ..to the tune of Rosetta
Dear Greta are you better
are you well well well?
Is your fanny like a kipper
does it smell smell smell?
Be interesting to see if he chokes his next five one-on-ones like old PeanutHead used to.Quote:
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um - he still ran half the length of the pitch, so it does countQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Mikael Sylvestre?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Don't get a smart mouth on with me posh boy, I'll kick your butt so hard your arsehole'll fly out your mouth. I mean TH, the CL Final losing, peanut headed, scared to play at Old Trafford, chokerQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh. Did Thierry have a peanut head? Are you sure?Quote:
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I was impressed he couldn’t be caught. Even with the ball he was faster than the ones chasing him.Quote:
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Also if that was pepe or laca they’d probably have played a pass or missed
https://d3vlf99qeg6bpx.cloudfront.ne...rry.Henry_.jpgQuote:
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That looks like a globe to me.Quote:
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Have you ever seen a peanut, h?Quote:
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Did anyone time his run?
Looked to be bang on Olympic pace...on grass, with boots and a ball at his feet.
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Originally Posted by Monty92
He ran from 18 yard box to 18 yard box. That is probably closer to 3/4 the length of the pitch to score.
I've scored better goals in my back garden.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
I've scored better goals in your mum's back gardenQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
More of a brownfield site than a back garden, imo.Quote:
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Long rangers or tap-ins, la?Quote:
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Goalmouth scramble imoQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Good work H, using 'Rosetta' was genius tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Ok...so hand timed on my omega / YouTube vid...
From the moment Mustafi’s header starts to dip and Martinelli begins to take off to when he took the shot took between 10 and 11 seconds
He was standing pretty much in line with the penalty spot in one box and released the shot at the edge of the opposing penalty area.
Quite impressive...on grass, with boots, ball at his feet, directional changes and that pause at the halfway line when he thought he’d lost the ball to Kante but then he face planted.
Did he not slow down a bit at the end to compose himself too?
You can see why Kante slipped. Excellent bit of feigning a poor touch from the newly-crowned King of Drayton Park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
He did slow down a little. Excellent composure from a yoof.
He'll be gone in a couple of years, of course. And Stan will be able afford a new stable for his ranch :-|
Seems to have a peanut for a brain, at least.
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:nod: Crowd scene.
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Was the 6 yard box well covered or worn due to over use?