Just watched the 5-0 vs Porto highlights.....

1. I remember that Nasri goal - that's when I started calling him twinkle toes - so I must have been at that one. The moany old Saffer who sat next to me for a few years even said "Your lad Bendtner did ok today."

2. I'd forgotten how much I hated that Elvis tune. That stopped me arriving in the ground early as I couldn't stand hearing. I'd try to get to the stairs from the bar to my seat as it ended.

3. Watching AA23 and Sami, and given we had Cesc, TR7, RVP and Feo, how in God's name did we not win anything? Did we have Almunia then? But it couldn't have just been that. Who was our DM - Song? - and out back 4?