:nod: I bought you a sex toy.
I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.
There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.
That's right. It was on sale in a vending machine in the bogs and I thought it was the least I could do to get it for you after you'd driven us down there. I'm nice like that.
I seem to remember that if you over-inflated it, its vagina prolapsed amusingly. Is that why her dad was confused?
That's the chap. You used to see him at virtually every game, the massive wrongcóck.
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