I'm fully on-board the Martinelli train, but I'm not sure it counts as running

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(

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Originally Posted by Monty92

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(

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have in the whole of your skinny foppish body, reckons the only reason thon fella fell down was because Marti quite deliberately feigned a poor touch to wrongfoot him - how about that! :-D

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

have in the whole of your skinny foppish body, reckons the only reason thon fella fell down was because Marti quite deliberately feigned a poor touch to wrongfoot him - how about that! :-D

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Tony C was joking, you total retard.

Now, any chance you can pen me a ditty about Greta Thunberg's vagina?

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Originally Posted by Monty92

half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(

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I was rather impressed with his speed whilst carrying the ball. He looks quite the chunky centre-forward type but moves like a winger.

8 out of 10, would recommend.

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Tony C was joking, you total retard.

Now, any chance you can pen me a ditty about Greta Thunberg's vagina?

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He was not joking so YOUre the retard! :cry:

Anway ..to the tune of Rosetta

Dear Greta are you better
are you well well well?
Is your fanny like a kipper
does it smell smell smell?

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I was rather impressed with his speed whilst carrying the ball. He looks quite the chunky centre-forward type but moves like a winger.

8 out of 10, would recommend.

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Be interesting to see if he chokes his next five one-on-ones like old PeanutHead used to.

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half the length of the pitch to score if the only defender in your way falls on his c*nt :-(

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um - he still ran half the length of the pitch, so it does count

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Be interesting to see if he chokes his next five one-on-ones like old PeanutHead used to.

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Mikael Sylvestre?

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Mikael Sylvestre?

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Don't get a smart mouth on with me posh boy, I'll kick your butt so hard your arsehole'll fly out your mouth. I mean TH, the CL Final losing, peanut headed, scared to play at Old Trafford, choker

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Don't get a smart mouth on with me posh boy, I'll kick your butt so hard your arsehole'll fly out your mouth. I mean TH, the CL Final losing, peanut headed, scared to play at Old Trafford, choker

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Oh. Did Thierry have a peanut head? Are you sure?