Before I went to bed last night. 'WORLD WAR 3!'

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was drinking with a young (well 41-year-old, young to us) Russian lady on Sunday night. She was born in Moscow, but has a Ukrainian mother (who lives in Italy) and is estranged from her father, half-Russian, half Ukrainian very high up in Gazprom (oligarch territory). She was not very fond of Putin - almost hated him as much as her ex-boyfriend (a very good friend of mine, but an utter **** to women). Moral of this story is - don't get drunk in a Munich pub with a sexy blonde Russian on a Sunday night. And Putin is a ****

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I take it you woke up next to her on Monday?

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was drinking with a young (well 41-year-old, young to us) Russian lady on Sunday night. She was born in Moscow, but has a Ukrainian mother (who lives in Italy) and is estranged from her father, half-Russian, half Ukrainian very high up in Gazprom (oligarch territory). She was not very fond of Putin - almost hated him as much as her ex-boyfriend (a very good friend of mine, but an utter **** to women). Moral of this story is - don't get drunk in a Munich pub with a sexy blonde Russian on a Sunday night. And Putin is a ****

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:cough: pic

:cough: standards

:cough: FFS

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Originally Posted by PSRB

I take it you woke up next to her on Monday?

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Ex-girlfriend of a mate of mine. Things could have been a bit Lionel.

I will also refrain from making comments on just how fit her 17-year-old daughter is going to be because that would be wrong

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Originally Posted by WES

:cough: pic

:cough: standards

:cough: FFS

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And get the Russians on to me - no chance. Plenty on instagram though. Just search for Russian babes