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Gabriel, probably. Never warmed to centre backs at the best of timesQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Ben White. Perma-tanned ponce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Gabriel. Quite clearly evil.
Jesus. Tom Daley-esque.
All of them. Obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Well, maybe not Saka. He seems like a nice chap.
Ødegaard seems nice as well. Wholesome. Great teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
The sort of bloke you wouldn’t mind boning your daughter.
yet opposition seem to hate Saka - weirdQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Because he spends 'a lot of time rolling about on the floor' according to a sp*rs supporting colleague.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
He appears to overlook the fact that Saka get kicked a lot :rolleyes:
Zinchenko.. Gobby little squirt..Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Yeah, seems to be especially in the North........ Newcastle's fans also took a dislike to Eddie. Not that I can think of any link there at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Surely we’ve all taken a dislike to Eddie. That sinking feeling when he’s subbed on.. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
That one crossed me mind - then I thought of his wife and got distractedQuote:
Originally Posted by 7sisters
Ramsdale for me he's a WUM and I don't think he's good enough to back it up.
did you also do a little squirt? TaxiQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Martinelli. Celebrated that goal at Villa before scoring it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:nod: 5 PL goals this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by 7sisters
3 of them in one game. Even a stopped clock...
As awimb knows I am one of the worst footballers of all time. However I scored the winner in the last second at a work tournament.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Not sure what my point is.
he also rolls around a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
No, me neither. But I get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Not quite 'every dog has it's day' I think I need another coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Ben White because he's a chav (but he's our chav and I love him)
Havertz, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Jesus - even I get irritated by the way he moans at the ref with a pleading look on his faceQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I have a dog that looks very similar...Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
He didn't do that when he first joined. one of the reasons I've gone off him a bit. he always looks like he's falling over and then has a sad moaning face.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
I'd play him tonight though in the Martinelli position.
Definitely. Trossard seems a bit off the pace at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Plus we probably need to wind them up a bit at the back. Kai and Jesus would do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by pjlincs
Footballers, for me, are rather like dogs; pretty much love and respect them all. Cheerful bants aside, it's hard to think of an exception to that rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
But ask again later on! :furious:
To be fair, all the officials seem to have made up their minds that he (and Kai) are divers and they give them absolutely nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
But it's Tross to start! Strong bench, all the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by pjlincs
Ruud Van Nistelrooy.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Paul ScholesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Joey Barton.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Sheringham, Roberts, Romero......I could go onQuote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Footballers (and dogs) are just BETTER than other people, better than everybody else.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Fabio celebrated before his pass even got to Gabby. I really hope we see the best of Fabio, but with Kai, Leo and now Dec playing ahead of Jorgy, I worry if he'll ever be anything other than back-up for Ødin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
ESP can play inside left or right. When he played at no.10 that Boxing Day he saved MAs career. The we signed Ødin and he moved to the wing replacing Gabby M. I still reckon when he gets a run of games, he could also play as a false 9 like Leo and Kai have.
I think MA was thinking of using him as cover for Saka, but seems to be preferring Reiss atm. I also reckon with Leo or Kai up top, Jesus could play right wing if we needed to give Saka a break.
Fabio could play inside left, but when we've had Kai there with Leo at 9, it's worked really well as they interchange. Gabby does that too, and we look more balanced with Kiwior as a normal LB and Benjamin White inverting. Ødin and Saka are so good - doubling up on Saka gets Ødin space - and BW still gets to join in. But Kiwior giving Martnelli a link he didn't have with Zinny and as I say, the Leo-Kai interchange is working well when they play together.
I don't think its a coincidence that we're playing better with Kiwior at LB and BW inverting on the right. But I don't want us to waste ESR and Fabio. Even after ESR lost his place to Gabby after injury he was scoring loads from the bench. But that's because he was coming on every week. If Timber hadn't been felled at Forest I doubt we'd have seen how good Kiwior is.
Great reverse jinx.Quote:
Originally Posted by pjlincs
Yes, it worked well, Fash and I deserve a lot of credit for the goal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Half expected Saka to be hoicked at half time and be replaced by Jesus.
Ironic that Saka's pen was a beaut and the guy who had him in his pocket all night had his saved with the rebound not going his way either.
That rebound was a stroke of good fortune.Quote:
Originally Posted by pjlincs
We've a mate in India, Monu, now 30, who we've known since he was 14 and we helped him with the deposit for an electric rickshaw. He was living on the streets of Delhi since he was really young.
He sent the same Ganpati sticker on his rickshaw for our new {2011 Fiesta} car.
Just as extra time ended, the glw asked if I could help her find her glasses. I couldn't, but when looking I found a gorgeous Ganpati statue he sent us with the stickers. I suddenly thought that if I picked it up and used it to touch Raya and the Arsenal pelanty takers on the laptop screen, then our love for each other and Ganpati would mean He would remove all obstacles to our victory and would bless us with Good Luck.
That rebound hitting Raya's head and going wide showed Ganpati's luck was with us - like your and Fash's reverse jinxing.
wd Ganpati - always liked himQuote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult