Strap in, lads. :hehe:
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Strap in, lads. :hehe:
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/ne...-hours-1764960
wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!
Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!
HER ARM BURST!!!
92 year old, deaf neighbourQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
BBC news on a loop
This story has it all...
:hehe:
I like the BBC News loop bitQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Why was there a gap in the middle of her bed?
Where were they keeping the Christmas decorations?
Who swears like that? 'Oh, my fúcking shít' :hehe:
I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
And the bent spire.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
'What if your arm bursts?' classic Alan partridge :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
Last time I was at Clacket Lane Services, they had a Wimpy and it served fried chicken. This was most exciting.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Poor husband...came home from the night shift expecting a hand job :clap: