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Found a horse.
How's your day started?
Have you got a horse outside?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Fúck your Subaru.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well you can't just leave it there! You have to tell the horse story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was mostly thinking about Sarah Sands and contemplating whether you still would, wouldn't youQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
mine was very good. I rather like my new bathroom job well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ah, sorry. I went for a walk up Chapman's Lane and encountered a cute little pony wandering down the road. We quickly became firm friends. I took him to a nearby house which has stables to see if he had escaped from there, but there was no one there. I popped him into a paddock for safe keeping and wandered off, asking at the various houses and farms, but the concensus seemed to be 'escaped pikey pony'. Back I went to where I had lodged him, to find a somewhat puzzled lady looking at this interloper who appeared to have the ability to open several gates and let himself in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Anyway, the poor beast appears to have been abandoned and the glw is determined that we have to take him in...
:hehe: This was inevitable. But how will the cats feel about this? Would you be able to ride around on him? How are his manners?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
also, want to be careful of the pikeys finding out that you've had their 'orseQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back. :-(
Well if they do, he hasn't been abandoned. You can say you were simply looking after him and return him with a clear conscience while they scope your house for valuables and inevitably break in the following week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have no idea who this person is, but I can say with some confidence that, yes. Yes I would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Sir C
you'll get beaten up by pikeys who will then burn down your house, sc.
What if he got the horse plastic surgery so that it couldn't be identified?
plastic surgery?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The poor thing could end up looking like Celine Dion
Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
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Originally Posted by Sir C
You don’t HAVE to. My fiancée’s sister has a horse that had sadly been turned out onto open pasture in The New Forest. He was a nervous boy to begin with but is now a fantastic hacker. He even joined us on the Cranborne Hunt recently. Was absolutely fearless, if a little reckless.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
I have reported it to the police, spoken to all the local houses with stables and told the local vet.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
No one expressed the slightest interest.
I think I'm in the clear.
How is Nigel today?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Extremely well, ty b. He spends most of his time under the kitchen window, occasionally wickering for me to pass him a carrot. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It's quite the menagerie you're developing. You could open a petting zoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It was rather nice this morning to pop the wellies on and go out to deal with chickens and a horsey. Extremely bucolic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I take it the cats just ignore him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Theold pair are unbelievably freaked. Both sitting at the kitchen window with eyes like saucers and a general 'WHAT THE ****?' demeanour. The fat lad hasn't noticed. But then he was probably of pikey stock as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
All of a sudden I feel like watching The Good Life C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQCi67CQHXYQuote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
I think it's good to challenge them to extend their friendship circle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
This will be your life soon when you've retired to the county, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Serious matter though, keeping another's property. Especially a horse, you'd think?
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Originally Posted by Rich
I do like the fact that, while laissez-faire in the matter of inter-human morality, you are extremely stern when it comes to the matter of animal ownership.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo