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Originally Posted by Sir C

I need an idea for a lowish carb, lowish calorie dinner tonight. The ingredients I have are: a half side of salmon, some lemons, some frozen peas, a swede and staples such as onions, garlic and cupboard stuff.

Any bright ideas?

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Well the first thing is to take the swede, chop it into bite-size pieces and give the fúcking thing to the horse.

Beyond that, roast the salmon, serve with lemon and tarragon butter sauce with a pea purée on the side.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, he definitely should have fixed everything by now. Definitely.

I’m coming up norf on Thursday. Is it frozen up there? Do you know a good spot in Leyburn for lunch?

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bit of a chill, but to you soft southern sorts it will feel like the frozen North...and Leyburn is always colder than anywhere else.

From what little i know of Leyburn, it has been mentioned to me that the Saddle Room and the Sandpiper are both very good

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well the first thing is to take the swede, chop it into bite-size pieces and give the fúcking thing to the horse.

Beyond that, roast the salmon, serve with lemon and tarragon butter sauce with a pea purée on the side.

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Salmon and peas. It’s not really a meal, is it? It wants, you know. Chips.

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bit of a chill, but to you soft southern sorts it will feel like the frozen North...and Leyburn is always colder than anywhere else.

From what little i know of Leyburn, it has been mentioned to me that the Saddle Room and the Sandpiper are both very good

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Nice, thank you. I’ll check those out.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Nice, thank you. I’ll check those out.

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Don't blame me if not up to your standard...if they are good, then it was all my idea

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Salmon and peas. It’s not really a meal, is it? It wants, you know. Chips.

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OK, then. Do you have beans in the cupboard? If so, mash them up, mix with some softened vegetable bits (beans, peas, peppers, onions, sweetcorn, whatever), season with stuff like onion powder, etc and fry gently as patties until golden brown.

Even Herb was able to cook these and claimed to enjoy them when I gave him the recipe.

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Originally Posted by Burney

OK, then. Do you have beans in the cupboard? If so, mash them up, mix with some softened vegetable bits (beans, peas, peppers, onions, sweetcorn, whatever), season with stuff like onion powder, etc and fry gently as patties until golden brown.

Even Herb was able to cook these and claimed to enjoy them when I gave him the recipe.

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Beans have got carbs, haven’t they? :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Beans have got carbs, haven’t they? :-(

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Not bad ones.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Not bad ones.

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And also, what do you think peas are?

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And also, what do you think peas are?

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Legumes, surely?