flopping about like a gaffed fish they didn't pop a couple more in his canister to be certain? If he had had a suicide vest this could have been a rather costly bit of restraint.
Mind you, imagine dying outside Boots. :-(
flopping about like a gaffed fish they didn't pop a couple more in his canister to be certain? If he had had a suicide vest this could have been a rather costly bit of restraint.
Mind you, imagine dying outside Boots. :-(
:nod: And what better way to show your defiance of Islamist terror than by consuming your Sunday roast at your leisure?
For me, the policeman is being hysterical and this sort of namby-pamby, Health & Safety-obsessed nonsense is precisely what we voted Brexit to put an end to.
:hehe: That was ace. These people really do think we're all dribbling, semi-evolved cretins who don't know that things come from elsewhere, don't they? It's actually quite refreshing to see their hatred and bile completely and unequivocally out in the open now that they're writhing around in the agony of defeat.
Happily, them revealing quite how vile they are only serves to makes their pain so much more delicious.
This was clearly inevitable and you must have known it would happen. You will be running a stables within the year.
Will it be a companion for sexy time? Does he still have his accoutrements?
By the way, you know these little chaps live for 40-odd years if well looked after, don't you? The strong likelihood is that Barney will outlive you.
Yes, but it won't be as long - or as potentially tumescent, presumably?
Anyway, it feels wrong to be discussing the poor chap's genital mishaps like this. We should change the subject.
If it's cold. won't you have to make some sort of shelter for him? Or will you just bring him into the house?
Will he have a little coat?
Will you ever make him wear a little hat for your own amusement? I ask this because I have seen pictures of this practice and it pleases me.
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I have ordered a stable block. It is currently being built by a man in Norfolk. Room for two horses, with a tack room included.
He doesn't actually need a shelter; he's a hardy chap. Of course his companion might be rather more delicate...
He will NOT wear a hat. Ever. I may sport something along the lines of a ten gallon jobbie. Or a Ronnie van Zant.
Mercy me Berni, I thought your newly regained sovereignty and freedoms might make you more pleasant but you seem to be yet more bellicose and vitriolic :-(
Did you see pretty Priti being asked why this fellow had been released after she had assured us it would all stop the day she took office? Her response was "fúck off you moaning remainer çunt". She gives me a chubby b.
:hehe: All this because you happened to find a horse! The speed with which these things happen once your glw gets the bit between her teeth is somewhat awe-inspiring.
The hat news is sad, though. I am disappoint. A quick google of 'horses in hats' makes it clear that equipping one's equine chum with the latest millinery is a source of great humour.
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Nah. Fúck reconciliation. I see you lot as treasonous filth and fully support any policy that involves keeping our boot on your neck.
No offence, like.
I do like Priti. She has a properly evil and sadistic twinkle in her eye that's highly alluring.
Or his commie, jew-baiting wife