His debut on Strictly Come Dancing was a valiant attempt at a tango to "Go West" which morphed into "1-0 to the Arsenal". He descended to the dancefloor via a large gold canon, and was dressed in red and white with number 6 on his back
Leaving aside that his dancing was as stiff as a board, we can't have him going out first so vote for him after he does his second dance next week.
