Gooneraurus needs to be more edgy
like Gilbert the Gull http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment /torquay-united-mascot-gilbert-the-gull-called-fans-c-and-tr ied-to-start-a-fight-9817788.html
or Wolfie,
http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/sites...s/5_wolfie.gif
I wish I could find a clip from the late 80's or early 90's when the Turkish mascot, a midget in a red band leader's uniform, took exception to a home defeat and ambushed the manager by launching himself headfirst down a flight of stairs to head butt him
Agreed, by modern football terms he's a bit of a dinosaur.
Open the taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii windows. Don't want you overheating in that coat