Rice was born and brought up in Kingston Upon Thames.

How come he torks broad cockney innit?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

How come he torks broad cockney innit?

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RADA, innit. That's the only place to learn to talk REAL Cockney nowadays.

In one film review I saw, David Beckham was called out for having the most unconvincing Cockernee accent he, the reviewer, had ever heard.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

RADA, innit. That's the only place to learn to talk REAL Cockney nowadays.

In one film review I saw, David Beckham was called out for having the most unconvincing Cockernee accent he, the reviewer, had ever heard.

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Do you think we'll go through, reg?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:hehe:

Do you think we'll go through, reg?

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Absolutely. The worst we'll get there is a score draw.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

How come he torks broad cockney innit?

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I used to spend a lot on time in Kingston - there are some awful oiks down there, sir c

People like our Herbert

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I used to spend a lot on time in Kingston - there are some awful oiks down there, sir c

People like our Herbert

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I thought herb was a full on ghetto gangster la, not some milquetoast Surrey Nancy boy. What a poofter.

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I used to spend a lot on time in Kingston - there are some awful oiks down there, sir c

People like our Herbert

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You can sort of accidently arrive in Kingston whilst popping out for a stroll in Surbiton, not a very nice place

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Originally Posted by PSRB

You can sort of accidently arrive in Kingston whilst popping out for a stroll in Surbiton, not a very nice place

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I was in a pub in Surbiton for the 4-4 draw with Newcastle

Bad memories

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I was in a pub in Surbiton for the 4-4 draw with Newcastle

Bad memories

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There isn't a single 'hood' in London that doesn't have its share of disgusting chavs :)

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Absolutely. The worst we'll get there is a score draw.

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Don't tempt the GOF this way Red

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Don't tempt the GOF this way Red

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Seen. I immediately regretted writing that :-\

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Seen. I immediately regretted writing that :-\

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Make a pooja to The Divine to apologise. I give offerings of yellow fin tuna fillet to the Cat Goddess Bastet which Her high priest Puddle Paws accepts on her behalf.

Hounds also accept offerings. I was watching us at Chelsea last season around a mate's house and we were 2-0 down. He didn't want me to give his dogs biscuits, but after the glw came into the room and we pulled one back there and then. Dec from 42 yards. So a bit after, with time running out, I secretly gave Conan a Maryland cookie I'd brought to watch the game and he got us an equaliser.

So try that.

Btw, his wife is a witch and we scored all 3 goals on Tues during her drunk and dial phone call with me. So Gods can be appeased. They're into forgiveness and compassion. And tuna fillets and Maryland cookies. And lamb for England but that's another story.