Kai scored with his cock.

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

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Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick?

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Torreira v Huddersfield, iirc.

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That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

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This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink. :hide:

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This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink. :hide:

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That's a given really. Palmer is the real deal

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Torreira v Huddersfield, iirc.

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Cheers. I had absolutely no memory of that game.

Gwendo looked good in the highlights. Whatever happened to him? He seemed like a bargain when we signed him.

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This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink. :hide:

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Kai fits our system perfectly. Scores, great, tall and good in the air, wins shedloads of duels etc. Complete all round player.

When we add Cala and Merino to him and the two CHs, that's 5 tall players for set pieces. Will be a nightmare to defend against.

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The closest I remember is Arshavin which was kinda half scissor kick half overhead.

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Can you remember against whom?

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

That's what sixty million gets ya. A player so complete he can score with his cock.

{He was really unlucky with that sort of overhead he had saved. Can anyone remember us ever scoring an overhead kick? I remember Tony Woodcock - speaking of cocks - who scored a scissors kick. We'd just got a VCR and it had frame advance and our game was MotD that night. So I watched that goal frame by frame countless times. Better than anything in the video rental shop cos I don't think my mum would have let me get the nude mud wrestling from the top shelf. Always wanted to know what it looked like.}

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Koscielny against Southampton
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10156124441087713

I have vague memories of Raphael Meade scoring one in the early 80s but might be tougher to find (think it was one of those Uefa Cup nights)

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This maybe heresy but I’d take young Palmer over him in a blink. :hide:

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Obviously I would take Palmer - he is ridiculous but Kai plays a much more important role. We'd be ****ed without him imo

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Obviously I would take Palmer - he is ridiculous but Kai plays a much more important role. We'd be ****ed without him imo

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He’s an interesting player. Physically, he looks like he has a pigeon chest and would blow over in a strong wind. Pale and insipid with an almost gormless look, but his reading of the game is superb. What a talent. Pep must be kicking himself secretly. Ok, he has the cyborg but Palmer is far more than a one dimensional scoring machine.
At this point, Chelsea would be screwed without him, as they still look very average across the rest of the squad.

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He’s an interesting player. Physically, he looks like he has a pigeon chest and would blow over in a strong wind. Pale and insipid with an almost gormless look, but his reading of the game is superb. What a talent. Pep must be kicking himself secretly. Ok, he has the cyborg but Palmer is far more than a one dimensional scoring machine.
At this point, Chelsea would be screwed without him, as they still look very average across the rest of the squad.

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Can't argue with that - Chelsea still don't have a defence which should make them very entertaining to watch the season n

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Can't argue with that - Chelsea still don't have a defence which should make them very entertaining to watch the season n

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Palmer injury away from being as bad as last season. Still find it hilarious that City let him go.

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Koscielny against Southampton
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10156124441087713

I have vague memories of Raphael Meade scoring one in the early 80s but might be tougher to find (think it was one of those Uefa Cup nights)

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Ooohh, yes, remember that now.

Think Olly G's scorpion kicks was a lot better than most over-heads, too.

But both Kai and Jeez have failed to score one in the last week so I wondered when we last did.

And direct FK, have we just given up on those or are we just not winning any on the edge of the box?

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And direct FK, have we just given up on those or are we just not winning any on the edge of the box?

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And so it came to pass . . . . . . . .

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And so it came to pass . . . . . . . .

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Good point. I'll take credit for that, or actually let Ganpati {Him, not me} Himself take the credit.


JAI SHREE GANESHA.

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Can you remember against whom?

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I can't :(

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

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I can't :(

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

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Oh, well. Cheers for trying. Surprised LA can't tell us which oppo in which season, who laid on the assist, what the final score was and which part of which foot he hit it with.

{i.e. Eduardo, outside of right heel into far left top corner from a Song chipped pass vs Burnley. What happened to him? He had so much talent. Loved him.}

Well, as we've now got a direct FK, however much a fortunate Godsend, let's have a volley for us like Eddie, RVP or that LCFC no.2 against us at the weekend. Fancy Leo for a hattrick soon for some reason, too.

Here's another Eddie volley - for Shaktar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa30hHSJvf4

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I can't :(

I tried googling and youtubing it but to no avail. It did absolutely happen tho.

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FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

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FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

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The goal against Barcelona :-)

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The goal against Barcelona :-)

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Do sometimes forget some of the talent that we brought in, even during 'tough' times.
Podolski
Suker
Ozil
Arshavin

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Do sometimes forget some of the talent that we brought in, even during 'tough' times.
Podolski
Suker
Ozil
Arshavin

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Cazorla :-)

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Cazorla :-)

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True but wasn't a household name, more of a hipster signing ;-)

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True but wasn't a household name, more of a hipster signing ;-)

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:hehe:

I always liked big Per. :-)

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:hehe:

I always liked big Per. :-)

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Strange one, Per. Bang average or worse one game and then Baresi-esque the next. Will always be thankful for that FA Cup performance against Chelsea.

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Do sometimes forget some of the talent that we brought in, even during 'tough' times.
Podolski
Suker
Ozil
Arshavin

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Can't believe I forgot Rosicky

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

FOUND IT.

No.25. 2'45" in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0ipvxTOyY

Dear God, I'd forgotten how talented he was.

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What a player