You have a gun, one bullet and access to the House of Commons with immunity

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11-03-2021, 12:50 PM
WES

You have a gun, one bullet and access to the House of Commons with immunity

from prosecution.

Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

Tough call imo. :rubchin:
11-03-2021, 01:12 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by WES

from prosecution.

Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

Tough call imo. :rubchin:

I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit
11-03-2021, 01:16 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit

Whilst I'm prepared to admit that JRM is not everyone's cup of tea, Luis, there is no way I'm having him in the same 'league of c*nts' as Rayner and Blackwood. :nono:

Mind you, I just realised that there is Ian Lavery and John McDonnell as well. Are those two self-important pr1cks still in the House?

Maybe we'll need 4 bullets.
11-03-2021, 01:55 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by WES

Whilst I'm prepared to admit that JRM is not everyone's cup of tea, Luis, there is no way I'm having him in the same 'league of c*nts' as Rayner and Blackwood. :nono:

Mind you, I just realised that there is Ian Lavery and John McDonnell as well. Are those two self-important pr1cks still in the House?

Maybe we'll need 4 bullets.

Since you seem to be concentrating on one side of the House, may I suggest Richard Burgon, then? Although McDonnell would do
11-03-2021, 02:44 PM
redgunamo

Black Rod. Not only is he not black, HE is not even a he!

It's madness gone PC, I tell you!

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Originally Posted by WES

from prosecution.

Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

Tough call imo. :rubchin:
11-03-2021, 02:45 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Since you seem to be concentrating on one side of the House, may I suggest Richard Burgon, then? Although McDonnell would do

Oh I'm an equal opportunity assassin, Luis.

Boris, Gavin Williamson and Hancox I'd happily see blown to pieces as well. It's merely a question of priorities.
11-03-2021, 02:54 PM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

Diane Abbott.
11-03-2021, 03:11 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review

Diane Abbott.

f*ck me, it really is a target rich environment AAR :-(
11-03-2021, 06:04 PM
Maravilloso Marvo

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit

As if you wouldn't just be heading straight to the bar there. Great prices but would be interested by which guest ales they have as the lager selection is not great!

https://www.parliament.uk/globalasse...14-14233-2.pdf
11-04-2021, 10:42 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo

As if you wouldn't just be heading straight to the bar there. Great prices but would be interested by which guest ales they have as the lager selection is not great!

https://www.parliament.uk/globalasse...14-14233-2.pdf

3.70 for a Guinness - I would have that. The MPs can live for now
11-04-2021, 04:06 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

3.70 for a Guinness - I would have that. The MPs can live for now

And only £3.50 for a pint of Coors Light :cloud9:
11-04-2021, 06:01 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

3.70 for a Guinness - I would have that. The MPs can live for now

You do realise that price list is from 2014? That's why the House Red is a 2011.
11-05-2021, 10:26 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

You do realise that price list is from 2014? That's why the House Red is a 2011.

Surely cheaper now since Brexit GG - sunny uplands and all that
11-05-2021, 04:24 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Surely cheaper now since Brexit GG - sunny uplands and all that

Lol. I was just trying to work out how they could afford to sell a 10 year old red wine for three quid a glass. I was wondering if the taxes on my Spesh mean they can drink Ch. Margaux 2005 for a tenner a glass.
11-05-2021, 05:52 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by WES

And only £3.50 for a pint of Coors Light :cloud9:

Well - that answers who should get the bullet
11-08-2021, 09:40 AM
WES

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Well - that answers who should get the bullet

Don't think there was ever any question which fish I was going to land with that one. :-)

But seriously, they serve Coors Light in the HoC?

Really?? :yikes: