treated impolitely, why are they queuing up to have their arsehóles ruinously stretched by the odious kunt Piers Morgan on GMB? Can't they just petulantly flounce out the way they did with the beeb?
treated impolitely, why are they queuing up to have their arsehóles ruinously stretched by the odious kunt Piers Morgan on GMB? Can't they just petulantly flounce out the way they did with the beeb?
Morgan to be so beastly to him?
Anyway, these lovely horses of yours that gambol and frolic so sweetly in this idyllic green meadow. Do they, by any chance, happen to have a single straight horn, in the fashion of a spiral, protruding from their foreheads?
And is your meadow always bright and sunny, even if it is actually raining anywhere else in the country?
Hmmm. Just two more questions c,
In this 'place' where you are, is Sterling soaring majestically like an uncaged eagle against the pitiful Euro, or is it tanking perilously close to parity?
And are the Germans (damn them to hell) dying of the virus in the tens of thousands, or are they coping quite well due to equipping themselves with a sensible number of ICU's (damned euro lies)?
C, you know I mostly lurk so don't keep up on the gossip, but have you been having me on about horsey?
I thought you'd genuinely got one {and it seemed to have been doing wonders for your good karma.} Are you now saying it was just a Brexit analogy all along to wind up the likes of Herbs and I? Something along the lines of "See? Told you. Now BJ has a big majority I've got a unicorn out the back."
Cool. I did believe you, it's just when you two started talking about unicorns shîtting marshmallows, I feared I may have missed an in joke.
When did the lady horse come? What's she like? And does the de-bøllocked man horse like her?
Didn't you say there was some little issue with her? I hope she's well. And it's good of you to follow the teachings of Ashoka. Unlike certain Tories who curse our club forever simply to win one cricket series, your next incarnation taking you closer to Nirvana is assured.
What are their names, C? Could you post a pic of them to cheer us up in these plague-ridden times?
Oh. Hang on. You get one horse and locusts bring famine to East Africa and Western South Asia.
You get another horse and we have plague.
When are you getting War and Death, hhhmmm, C? The apocalypse is beginning in your garden, isn't it? You're planning to end the age of Kaliyuga yourself.