Why does there always seem to be such a nasty edge to the Portsmouth crowd?

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03-03-2020, 09:52 AM
Sir C

Why does there always seem to be such a nasty edge to the Portsmouth crowd?

It's not that they're loud, it's that they're vile.

Mocking a bloke being stretchered off is pretty low, but I noticed every time we had a throw in, our player was confronted by fiercely angry adult men, faces twisted in rage, screeching abuse... why? We're hardly rivals, are we?

I know there was a history of fighting between Arsenal and Portsmouth fans in the 1930s but surely they've got over whetever that was about by now?
03-03-2020, 09:56 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's not that they're loud, it's that they're vile.

Mocking a bloke being stretchered off is pretty low, but I noticed every time we had a throw in, our player was confronted by fiercely angry adult men, faces twisted in rage, screeching abuse... why? We're hardly rivals, are we?

I know there was a history of fighting between Arsenal and Portsmouth fans in the 1930s but surely they've got over whetever that was about by now?

Stuart McFarlane (Arsenal photographer) put a photo on instagram of two kids with their dad (or possibly carer) making ****er signs at Guendozi. Kids must have been about 10 and 8. Dad's face is contorted with rage. Presumably Matteo had taken another free kick ten centimetres from where it should have been
03-03-2020, 09:57 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's not that they're loud, it's that they're vile.

Mocking a bloke being stretchered off is pretty low, but I noticed every time we had a throw in, our player was confronted by fiercely angry adult men, faces twisted in rage, screeching abuse... why? We're hardly rivals, are we?

I know there was a history of fighting between Arsenal and Portsmouth fans in the 1930s but surely they've got over whetever that was about by now?

Was leading tattooed, bell-wielding, antiquarian bookseller John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood there?
03-03-2020, 09:58 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Stuart McFarlane (Arsenal photographer) put a photo on instagram of two kids with their dad (or possibly carer) making ****er signs at Guendozi. Kids must have been about 10 and 8. Dad's face is contorted with rage. Presumably Matteo had taken another free kick ten centimetres from where it should have been

Maybe that's just what the locals are like. Is Portsmouth the Stoke of the south coast, one wonders? I think I've only been there once. With b, to visit HMS Victory :cloud9: :goodtimez:
03-03-2020, 09:58 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's not that they're loud, it's that they're vile.

Mocking a bloke being stretchered off is pretty low, but I noticed every time we had a throw in, our player was confronted by fiercely angry adult men, faces twisted in rage, screeching abuse... why? We're hardly rivals, are we?

I know there was a history of fighting between Arsenal and Portsmouth fans in the 1930s but surely they've got over whetever that was about by now?

Last night felt like I had gone back in time and I instantly remembered how annoying they are.
Also this constant cheering gimmick even when you are losing is actually very boring. they'd be much better served going outside the ground and moaning on youtube about their club.
03-03-2020, 09:59 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Was leading tattooed, bell-wielding, antiquarian bookseller John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood there?

Didn't notice him, actually. Now I come to think of it I don't remember hearing his bell.

Hopefully the ****'s dead.
03-03-2020, 09:59 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Stuart McFarlane (Arsenal photographer) put a photo on instagram of two kids with their dad (or possibly carer) making ****er signs at Guendozi. Kids must have been about 10 and 8. Dad's face is contorted with rage. Presumably Matteo had taken another free kick ten centimetres from where it should have been

To be fair he does seem a bit of a :****er:
03-03-2020, 10:00 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

Was leading tattooed, bell-wielding, antiquarian bookseller John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood there?

Hopefully, the **** is swinging beneath the Spinnaker Tower...
03-03-2020, 10:01 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Last night felt like I had gone back in time and I instantly remembered how annoying they are.
Also this constant cheering gimmick even when you are losing is actually very boring. they'd be much better served going outside the ground and moaning on youtube about their club.

Not only irritating Portsmouth fans last night. There was also Mike Dean and Jermaine Jenas. :-(
03-03-2020, 10:02 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

There was also Mike Dean and Jermaine Jenas. :-(

:shudder: #cnutfest
03-03-2020, 10:07 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Maybe that's just what the locals are like. Is Portsmouth the Stoke of the south coast, one wonders? I think I've only been there once. With b, to visit HMS Victory :cloud9: :goodtimez:

:nod: I bought you a sex toy.
03-03-2020, 10:10 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Hopefully, the **** is swinging beneath the Spinnaker Tower...

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.
03-03-2020, 10:11 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: I bought you a sex toy.

You did! Vicky's father found it terribly confusing, I remember.

We had lunch sitting outside a pub. It was as rough as fúck.
03-03-2020, 10:14 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You did! Vicky's father found it terribly confusing, I remember.

We had lunch sitting outside a pub. It was as rough as fúck.

That's right. It was on sale in a vending machine in the bogs and I thought it was the least I could do to get it for you after you'd driven us down there. I'm nice like that.

I seem to remember that if you over-inflated it, its vagina prolapsed amusingly. Is that why her dad was confused?
03-03-2020, 10:16 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

Basso - I seem to see him at every game I go to (not that there are too many these days - only one since Arsène left)
03-03-2020, 10:17 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

To be fair he does seem a bit of a :****er:

Absolutely - but he's our ****er, p. The putting the ball down in that manner was funny though
03-03-2020, 10:19 AM
Burney

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Basso - I seem to see him at every game I go to (not that there are too many these days - only one since Arsène left)

That's the chap. You used to see him at virtually every game, the massive wrongcóck.

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03-03-2020, 10:19 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

half and half kit man is almost certainly a wrong un.

I used to clock him a few times at away games back in the day. I always wondered what was in his carrier bag...
03-03-2020, 10:25 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

half and half kit man is almost certainly a wrong un.

I used to clock him a few times at away games back in the day. I always wondered what was in his carrier bag...

Presumably his mum stitched that together for him? I mean I'm obviously assuming he didn't have a wife.
03-03-2020, 10:27 AM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

Bully doesn't do AFTV anymore cause he thinks the big black lad is just making a fortune by showing the scum of london without sharing it around. Probably the most intelligent thing he said pre washing machine.
03-03-2020, 10:32 AM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

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That's the chap. You used to see him at virtually every game, the massive wrongcóck.

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Is the Rodger picture still about?
03-03-2020, 10:35 AM
Burney

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Bully doesn't do AFTV anymore cause he thinks the big black lad is just making a fortune by showing the scum of london without sharing it around. Probably the most intelligent thing he said pre washing machine.

I mean, he invented the platform, invested in the equipment, took the time, expense and effort to build and monetise the brand. Meanwhile, a bunch of attention-seeking cretins were happy to provide him with content for free. Why exactly should he 'share it around'? It's not like there's any shortage of know-nothing c@nts ready to puke their ignorant bile into a microphone in exchange for nothing more than recognition by their fellow mongs, so if anyone doesn't like it, they're welcome to fúck off.

'Share it around'! Fúcking communists.
03-03-2020, 10:36 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Absolutely - but he's our ****er, p. The putting the ball down in that manner was funny though

Most amusing, the fact it pissed Mike Dean off made it more amusing
03-03-2020, 10:36 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean, he invented the platform, invested in the equipment, took the time, expense and effort to build and monetise the brand. Meanwhile, a bunch of attention-seeking cretins were happy to provide him with content for free. Why exactly should he 'share it around'? It's not like there's any shortage of know-nothing c@nts ready to puke their ignorant bile into a microphone in exchange for nothing more than recognition by their fellow mongs, so if anyone doesn't like it, they're welcome to fúck off.

'Share it around'! Fúcking communists.

I haven't seen it in ages. Thing is, no-one can actually remember Rodger posting anything other than his uber-noncey picture.
03-03-2020, 10:41 AM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

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Originally Posted by Burney

I mean, he invented the platform, invested in the equipment, took the time, expense and effort to build and monetise the brand. Meanwhile, a bunch of attention-seeking cretins were happy to provide him with content for free. Why exactly should he 'share it around'? It's not like there's any shortage of know-nothing c@nts ready to puke their ignorant bile into a microphone in exchange for nothing more than recognition by their fellow mongs, so if anyone doesn't like it, they're welcome to fúck off.

'Share it around'! Fúcking communists.

I reckon you could actually make decent money by creating a rival channel and then just put all of Robbie's regulars on a wage and have them make tits of themselves exclusively for you.
:Jew:
03-03-2020, 10:42 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Didn't notice him, actually. Now I come to think of it I don't remember hearing his bell.

Hopefully the ****'s dead.

Nope, he was there. Saw in a crowd scene towards the end. I could also hear the f'ing bell
03-03-2020, 10:44 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Not only irritating Portsmouth fans last night. There was also Mike Dean and Jermaine Jenas. :-(

Blatantly gave Luiz MotM to indicate that we'd been under the cosh for the entire match!

****, him, not you.
03-03-2020, 10:45 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Blatantly gave Luiz MotM to indicate that we'd been under the cosh for the entire match!

****, him, not you.

I think every one was surprised by that. Shouldn't have been - Jenas is a ****
03-03-2020, 10:48 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review

I reckon you could actually make decent money by creating a rival channel and then just put all of Robbie's regulars on a wage and have them make tits of themselves exclusively for you.
:Jew:

Yes. They're thick enough that they'd probably accept a pittance, too.
03-03-2020, 11:56 AM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

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Yes. They're thick enough that they'd probably accept a pittance, too.

A contract of a steak dinner and pint (on a tuesday) at Wetherspoons per interview.

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