My horse ****ing loves me.

We have a spiritual connection.

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We have a spiritual connection.

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Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

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Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

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It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.

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we have a spiritual connection.

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i want a horse

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i want a horse

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No, I'm afraid the German word for horse is just too ugly and wrong to allow German horse ownership.

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It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.

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:nod: Naked as the day they were born. In a barn.

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Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

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I didn't steal it. I rescued it.

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I didn't steal it. I rescued it.

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Have you informed the polis?

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Have you informed the polis?

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No.

They might try to take my horse away. :-(

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No.

They might try to take my horse away. :-(

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But what if it has rabies?

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But what if it has rabies?

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It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.

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It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.

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This is how Coronavirus and the Bad AIDS started. You mark my words.