I mean look at the fúcking size of him! :hehe:
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I mean look at the fúcking size of him! :hehe:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ns-sports.html
is this one of those LBW types?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Imagine being the only player in the side who needs a box. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
One is aware thast times change. One is aware that each generation shakes its collective head sadly at the antics of those who came after. One remembers one's own parents, outraged by short skirts, punks and violence on the telly. But no generation has watched society collapse into utterly hideous deviant idiocy like this one. And in the space of 20 years!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
From, "That's not singing, you can't even hear the words!" to, "A man is not a woman" inside one short lifetime. Madness.
Ooh, I think ladyparts are quite sensitive as well b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Or so I imagine. Talking of imagining, apparently that chick from Harry Potter enjoys 'self-partnering'. Just imagine her frantically self-partnering away...
No, I looked it up. Lady cricketers do not generally wear boxes. You wouldn't if you didn't have to and they can only bowl incredibly slowly, so why would you bother?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Have you read Douglas Murray's latest? Well worth a look. Basically, it's all down to Marxists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, but about the self-partnering, do you think she self-partners with the aid of, well, an aid, or does she, would you imagine, keep the matter purely digital?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No one asks the really important questions. I should have been a journalist really.
I've read the reviews and the precis (precis'? precises? precis's?) and feel I've got the general idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Are we talking about the one who was a child in Harry Potter here? :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You ought to read it anyway. He's a very entertaining chronicler of just how fúcked we are, I must say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes. ‘The one’, like every human, who used to be a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
They do. Rachael Heyhoe-Flint said on TMS that the England Bint's team called them "Manhole covers."Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But why let the facts get in the way of your joke, eh?
Yes, on reading that my first thought (and it's now been a thought for most of the day) was of her pleasuring herself with a collection of dildos and butt plugsQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Back in 5
Ahem, Rachel Hey Ho Flint had a box and called it her "man hole cover"Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Damn, didn't see your reply...it was a quiz question about 30 years agoQuote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
:nod: I definitely have been thinking about these issues since I read the storyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Opinion is divided as to whether they choose to or not, but they certainly aren’t mandatory kit as they are in the male game, so :vsign:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.r...protect_their/
But you specifically referenced Harry Potter when she definitely was a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:judge:
She was 20 when the last film finished production ... apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Still not OK imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
LoooooooooooolQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Female sports are becoming the division for sh*tty guys
Anne Veriato is the major exception imo...google her / him
This is a dude who transitioned to a female and then won a legal battle to be able to fight guys in MMA
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-opponent.html
She won her first fight.
Her opinion was - she’s beating fighting dudes all her life so there was no way that was changing.
Amen...
Not like these other freaks.
In a similar vein, it's almost 10 years since Laura Robson turned 16Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: :shakehead:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
What do you have against children anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Shall I report you to Harriet Harperson?
God, I'm glad she didn't become speaker! Can you imagine the sheer, po-faced awfulness? There'd have been gender-neutral forms of address and Christ alone knows what.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The new bloke's a bit of a lefty, mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I wonder who we're going to get in place of Jo Johnson. I hope it's not a bint.
It's got to be better than Jo Johnson. Clearly Stanley's jism had run out of puff by the time it came to Jo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Mind you, remember that time Boris came to Orpington High St to support him and started extemporising about Charles Darwin having lived nearby? I seem to remember he ended up strongly suggesting that he felt the denizens of Orpington weren't all that far away from apes themselves. :hehe:
This was it. Legend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
“When I look around this great crowd, you behold their natural physical and intellectual greatness, it is no wonder that the idea of natural selection floated into Charles Darwin’s mind." :clap:
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