General election in December is on, then.

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10-29-2019, 11:00 AM
Sir C

General election in December is on, then.

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(
10-29-2019, 11:02 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(

:nod: Hopefully it'll piss it down on election day and the snowflakes will all stay at home
10-29-2019, 11:03 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by PSRB

:nod: Hopefully it'll piss it down on election day and the snowflakes will all stay at home

All the oldies will stay at home as well, so both sides are stuffed
10-29-2019, 11:03 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(

:nod: Highest-stakes election since 1945 imo.
10-29-2019, 11:04 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

All the oldies will stay at home as well, so both sides are stuffed

The oldies never stay at home.
10-29-2019, 11:04 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(

Will all depend if any ammendments are suggested/passed...IF they allow the age limit to be lowered then we won't have a December election as there isn't enough time to sort this, so it might all be a smoke screen in Labour supporting it
10-29-2019, 11:05 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Pokster

All the oldies will stay at home as well, so both sides are stuffed

:nono: The oldies will always battle to cast their votes whatever the weather. They understand the value of their vote.
10-29-2019, 11:09 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

:nod: Hopefully it'll piss it down on election day and the snowflakes will all stay at home

What if students don't get to vote twice :yikes:

At least the weather won't interefere with the 130% turnout on Labour's postal vote. :mrkhan:
10-29-2019, 11:10 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(

I can only see this becoming a bigger mess. We have an extension until end of Janaury and 6 weeks before we want to have a general election and there is also Christmas inbetween. The whole thing is never gonna happen :-(
10-29-2019, 11:14 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I can only see this becoming a bigger mess. We have an extension until end of Janaury and 6 weeks before we want to have a general election and there is also Christmas inbetween. The whole thing is never gonna happen :-(

f. We're not leaving the EU. Just get to grips with that reality and everything becomes much simpler.

No, there are only two real issues: 1. Do we remain within the EU under an incompetent Conservative government, or under an incompetent Marxist government? and 2. Just how hard is Fuhrerin Merkel going to fúck us to punish us for having the temerity to question her authority?
10-29-2019, 11:18 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

May I respectfully and politely differ with you there c. If Boris messes this up

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boris best not fúck this up, else we're all fúcked. :-(

we will in fact be saved from the utter catastrophe that leaving the EU would be not to mention having a venal, whore-mongering half-wit serving as our prime Minister.

I rather like that Swinton women don't you? Seems to be able to hold her own in a debate and, being a liberal, "let's it grow" I shouldn't wonder.
10-29-2019, 11:20 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

we will in fact be saved from the utter catastrophe that leaving the EU would be not to mention having a venal, whore-mongering half-wit serving as our prime Minister.

I rather like that Swinton women don't you? Seems to be able to hold her own in a debate and, being a liberal, "let's it grow" I shouldn't wonder.

I can't look at her without wondering what she did with the rest of Shergar when she stole his teeth.
10-29-2019, 11:20 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

we will in fact be saved from the utter catastrophe that leaving the EU would be not to mention having a venal, whore-mongering half-wit serving as our prime Minister.

I rather like that Swinton women don't you? Seems to be able to hold her own in a debate and, being a liberal, "let's it grow" I shouldn't wonder.

She has a pair of redeeming qualities, that's it
10-29-2019, 11:24 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I can't look at her without wondering what she did with the rest of Shergar when she stole his teeth.

I strongly suspect she has a rank body odour. All Lib Dems do in my experience. Ghastly lot.
10-29-2019, 11:27 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by PSRB

She has a pair of redeeming qualities, that's it

Really? hadn't spotted. Her real redeeming feature is that she is neither Corbyn nor The Bullingdon Oaf.

I'm convinced the SNP will be handed their arses on a plate btw which should be quite amusing.
10-29-2019, 11:28 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

She has a pair of redeeming qualities, that's it

I bet she has long, black coarse hairs growing from warts on the areolae.
10-29-2019, 11:30 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

I strongly suspect she has a rank body odour. All Lib Dems do in my experience. Ghastly lot.

Good Lord man. Have you no manly appreciation of the earthy musky scent of womanhood? I bet her drawers chuck it out like Billingsgate Market in a heatwave
10-29-2019, 11:31 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I bet she has long, black coarse hairs growing from warts on the areolae.

And arse'ole hairs like Monty's sidelocks
10-29-2019, 11:31 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Really? hadn't spotted. Her real redeeming feature is that she is neither Corbyn nor The Bullingdon Oaf.

I'm convinced the SNP will be handed their arses on a plate btw which should be quite amusing.

I'm convinced the SNP will take nearly all the Tory seats off them
10-29-2019, 11:33 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Really? hadn't spotted. Her real redeeming feature is that she is neither Corbyn nor The Bullingdon Oaf.

I'm convinced the SNP will be handed their arses on a plate btw which should be quite amusing.

No, but she is a witless and demonstrably mendacious **** whose view on an EU referendum seems to have changed diametrically since her husband trousered €3.5 million of EU money.

This is damage limitation for the SNP. They may well no longer have a party leadership once the revelations about Big Eck's rather laissez-faire attitude to sexual consent and who did or didn't know about it come out.
10-29-2019, 11:36 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I bet she has long, black coarse hairs growing from warts on the areolae.

Yes. Her dugs - like the rest of her - are essentially bovine in nature. I bet they're all veiny as well.
10-29-2019, 11:37 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Her dugs - like the rest of her - are essentially bovine in nature. I bet they're all veiny as well.

Ooh, I like blue veins on a hanging dugs. Nice.
10-29-2019, 11:40 AM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Pokster

All the oldies will stay at home as well, so both sides are stuffed

They can vote by post, that's what this oldie does ;-)
10-29-2019, 11:42 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ooh, I like blue veins on a hanging dugs. Nice.

I imagine she grunts like a pig during the reproductive act - which she doubtless refers to as 'nookie'. :shudder:
10-29-2019, 11:42 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

They can vote by post, that's what this oldie does ;-)

You and several hundred thousand 'Mohammed Khans'.
10-29-2019, 11:43 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I imagine she grunts like a pig during the reproductive act - which she doubtless refers to as 'nookie'. :shudder:

The blue veins, the dangling udders, and now the grunting?

Man, I love it when you talk dirty.
10-29-2019, 11:45 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The blue veins, the dangling udders, and now the grunting?

Man, I love it when you talk dirty.

Dirty man.
10-29-2019, 11:48 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Will all depend if any ammendments are suggested/passed...IF they allow the age limit to be lowered then we won't have a December election as there isn't enough time to sort this, so it might all be a smoke screen in Labour supporting it

Labour's 16 Year Olds/EU citizens amendment is overwhelmingly likely to be defeated, as it would require money resolution (there is a cost to extending franchise) and is therefore likely to be deemed 'out of scope'

In which case, it's very much on.
10-29-2019, 11:49 AM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Burney

You and several hundred thousand 'Mohammed Khans'.

oh come on now B, you're not suggesting these elections can be fiddled shirley? :sherlock:
10-29-2019, 11:50 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

oh come on now B, you're not suggesting these elections can be fiddled shirley? :sherlock:

Let's just say there was a very good reason why Labour voted for more widespread postal voting - even in the face of a High Court Judge pointing out that it was wide open for voter fraud.
10-29-2019, 12:04 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

I imagine she grunts like a pig during the reproductive act - which she doubtless refers to as 'nookie'. :shudder:

I expect she loves using language normally verboten to liberal apparatchiks - "Harder my nigga - harder""

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