Didn't stick to my guns, see? Others wanted to order the proper stuff. 'Sea-Spiced Szechuan Pork', that sort of nonsense.
No ribs. No balls. No gloop. No party. :-(
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Didn't stick to my guns, see? Others wanted to order the proper stuff. 'Sea-Spiced Szechuan Pork', that sort of nonsense.
No ribs. No balls. No gloop. No party. :-(
'Sea-spiced'? So...salt and MSG, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I've no idea, to be fair. By the time the food arrived I was several beers and a bottle and a half of Fleurie in. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I need a pint and some food.
Happily, I'm sure The Pied Bull will be able to answer these needs. Would sir care for the Philly Cheese Steak (I think this is a steak sandwich)? The roast beef ploughmans? Or the ham, double and and chips?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Dear God, ham egg and chips? That might save my bacon, as it were.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A pint of Guinness is also definitely required.
Don't choose too soon. They also offer a 'Barley risotto' with fresh thyme, kale and roasted baby carrots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
God, being a vegetarian must suck. No wonder they're all such miserable ****s. :-(
Barley is one thing - but barley risotto? How can it be risotto when it's entirely lacking in ris?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'd eat it with a rare steak on the side, mind.
Chinese can piss off. Wife left some salt & pepper rib on the new (as yet untreated) walnut bar (which I specifically told her not to go near) and it's stained.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I blaming the Chinese otherwise I'll get a divorce!!! :furious:
It'll add character, p.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
You know you'll never be able to look at it agains without seeing the stain, don't you? It'll irk you basically until you either move or die. From now on, you'll always hate that walnut bar.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
She's basically ruined your life.
:nod: I tried to explain exactly that, already looking at sourcing a new one........bar, not wifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes. After all, you don't want to spend that much money. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
In my experience, women don't understand the way these things can eat away at a chap's peace of mind and allow resentment to fester.
:nod: "It adds character"........no, It's a ****ing stain!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
stain the whole thing in a darker tone..?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
then remind her for years and years why it doesn't match the rest of the kitchen ;-)
That's the point, it won't match the table. I'm so pissed offQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Wait, what was she doing putting spare ribs on the kitchen worktop? Don't you have plates up there?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Stain the table as well then :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
get her this for Christmas...Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
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Oh, don't get me started!! I gave her a ****ing plate, she ignored that and "rested" it on a piece of kitchen towel, which it clearly soaked throughQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That was my BiL's suggestion as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
You're on the verge of dishing out a few dry slaps, aren't you? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I'm just venting, will be okay by lunchtime.......hopefullyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
If you did do you think it would make the papers?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
‘BIL of former England player charged with...’ etc
You gave her a ****ing plate eh :rubchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
:music: tell me more, tell me more :music: