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We sent a Honda Civic to pick him up? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
To be fair, that could be virtually any young black man. :shrug: :theyalllookthesametome:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Why is he being given a tacky plastic bag with (presumably) his shirt in it?
i am trying to work out if he is giving the bag to the man to put in the back of that car or he's gonna put it on his signing bonus Honda Civic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Maybe we're just trying to impress him with the fact that we have our own branded plastic bags?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
:hehe: or he's saying look take this **** away i'll sort it out later.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Like at my wedding when people would pick perculiar times to give me gifts.
We'd look stupid if we gave him a new shirt in a Lidl bag.
:nod: Should've blown his mind with a Harrods bag imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
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Originally Posted by Burney
He’s already holding that bag with a hint of slight disdain. That suggests this move is merely an 18 month/2 year stop over on the road to Real or Barca. Still, let’s hope we manage to sell this one for some actual money when the time comes.
He doesn't look at all grateful, does he? :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Trent
or maybe he's doing a respectul nod/bowQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich
If you were a young footballer Rich and you've just done your big deal signing the contract? Where do you go for your evening activities.
Fúcking Hector Bellcheddar's probably been in his ear about how single-use plastics are killing the planet and choking penguins and he's demanding he be given a woven hemp bag for life instead. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Trent
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Originally Posted by Rich
He’s getting out the back of that black car, Range Rover? Question is, who at Arsenal owns an old Honda Civic? I’ll bet it’s one of Arsene’s old motors. Nobody had the heart to get it towed away.
:hehe: Arsenal charged him 5p for the bagQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
'Hola Fam, Don't be wasting plastic innit.
I notice that all our papers are calling him Pepe rather than Pépé. This suggests his surname is pronounced 'Peep'. That can't be right, can it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
btw 'Hola Fam' made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I bet everyone at Arsenal hates Hector. And his fúcking Tesla.
:hehe: and I bet they take the piss out of his clothes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: And put raw sausages in his pockets of his stupid, calf-length jeans when he's out training. The big vegan bender.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I think it's one of those Mercedes vans. Vano or something (nobody cares - it's a van).Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Trent
The Civic probably belongs to Arsene. The first car he bought when arriving in London & could never face spending the money to get something nicer. He's since left it in the car park in the hope that he's asked back one day :-(
As if our most one-footed player since Nigel c*nting Winterburn would ever be of interest to Real or Barca :hehe:
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Originally Posted by Just Trent
And yes, I know Nigel once scored a 30-yard screamer with his right foot. I’m sure this total spastic has shanked the odd one in with his chocolate leg too.
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Originally Posted by Monty92
You laugh and sneer at a club ledge of the famous back four to score cheap snark points against our record singeing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
You 'fans' really are [fill in fatal disease of choice]-deserving-scum. :-(
Quite impressive he managed to get Spastic and chocloate leg in there as well....****ing big nosed **** (monty, not you)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash