Yesterday was utterly fúcking rank.
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Yesterday was utterly fúcking rank.
Yesterday I had a burger from a bloke called beefy on Berwick Street.
I ate it on Golden Square, and George the Second was there!
He hated poetry
Had no time for art
And as for this post
He wouldn't give a fart.
You could have a secondary artistic flourishing as a rapping bass player, a. Spitting rhymes on da mic and going 'bom bom bom bom bom bom' at the same time. :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
We get that at the weekend which will be nice - I'm quite enjoying the hot weather in the office. The benefits* outweigh the discomfortQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
*free ice cream and early knock-off times to go to the beer garden - not the totty in ridiculously flimsy dresses **
** yeah the totty
Sounds good! :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'll practise on the bus, with the backing track squawking out of my phone. The passengers will love it!
I find the objectification of woman unaccpetable and triggering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Chicks deserve respect la. Please bear that in mind whilst leering at their jubblies.
You'd think if they didn't want their jubblies being leered at they wouldn't whack them out all over the place as soon as the mercury rises above 30...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have nothing but respect for them, Sir CQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nod:
Subtle leering gets around that
In short, they're asking for it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo
Well they are asking to be leered at, not sure you can extrapolate that in a straight line to wherever you want to go with it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Define 'leer'. Is it the same as 'appreciative glance'?
Tongue hanging out, frantic masturbation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Don't forget dribbling and pawing...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C