I saw partridge, a fox which appeared 5 yards in front of me, sat down and examined me for a while before strolling off, and a large rodent with a short tail which could have been a, actually i have no idea what it was.
Most excitingly, though, I saw a stash of gentleman's literature in a hedge. Is this the first recorded sighting of the 21st century?
Has Berni been emptying his shed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
On our work jolly to Stevenage, I got in a lift at the hotel and there was an elderly gentleman with a big Sainsbury's bag, upon peering into said bag, it contained a mountain of porno mags. Dirty old manQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You recovered this literature, of course..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Did you bring it home?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Seems a bit rash throwing you porn into a hedge when the internet porn ban's on its way imo. He'll regret that.
Elderly gentlemen have urges too, p. Allegedly.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
It must have been there for a while. It was quite faded. I took a photo for posterity.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Stevenage is in Herts isn't it, Berni is in Herts...... it's all linked imo, b is a dirty old manQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Psrb is (I think) pretty much exactly the same age as me. It would therefore be a bit fúcking cheeky of him to describe me as an old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
He looks younger though b, you've had a hard life while he has been getting cosmetic surgery to keep his youthful good looksQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
is that a piece of syllogism?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
leave b's gism out of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Hold on a fúcking minute! Internet porn ban?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Asking for a friend like...