I see they've named the chap who fell off the plane the other day.

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07-03-2019, 09:53 AM
Burney

I see they've named the chap who fell off the plane the other day.

Amin Yur Flahbed, apparently.

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07-03-2019, 10:07 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Amin Yur Flahbed, apparently.

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Ahm Splattered Allover Yur Path, more like.

I've just booked flights to Marseille. My options were BA at £199 each or Ryanair at £38 each.

I booked BA.

I have never been prouder or myself.
07-03-2019, 10:18 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ahm Splattered Allover Yur Path, more like.

I've just booked flights to Marseille. My options were BA at £199 each or Ryanair at £38 each.

I booked BA.

I have never been prouder or myself.

Pffffffft. I bet BA don't even play a little fanfare when they arrive on time.
07-03-2019, 10:24 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ahm Splattered Allover Yur Path, more like.

I've just booked flights to Marseille. My options were BA at £199 each or Ryanair at £38 each.

I booked BA.

I have never been prouder or myself.

Well, if you wish to actually land in Marseille, it's probably for the best.
07-03-2019, 10:25 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Pffffffft. I bet BA don't even play a little fanfare when they arrive on time.

They're not run by an evil paddy, though.
07-03-2019, 10:28 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Well, if you wish to actually land in Marseille, it's probably for the best.

I like landing in Marseille. It feels like one has overshot slightly and ended up in Algiers.
07-03-2019, 10:31 AM
Burney

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They're not run by an evil paddy, though.

I strongly suspect you wouldn't object to them as strongly if they weren't Irish.
07-03-2019, 10:35 AM
Sir C

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I strongly suspect you wouldn't object to them as strongly if they weren't Irish.

Well I feel exactly the same about Easyjet. :shrug:

How'd you like them apples?
07-03-2019, 10:35 AM
Burney

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I like landing in Marseille. It feels like one has overshot slightly and ended up in Algiers.

Last time I was there, it was high summer and there was a bin strike. Huge piles of rubbish were heaped up and the rats were having a field day. It was très charmant.
07-03-2019, 10:37 AM
Sir C

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Last time I was there, it was high summer and there was a bin strike. Huge piles of rubbish were heaped up and the rats were having a field day. It was très charmant.

Oh I haven't been into the city since England played Tunisia in 1998. Far too dangerous. It would be like stepping foot into Naples, or Lagos.
07-03-2019, 10:37 AM
Burney

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Well I feel exactly the same about Easyjet. :shrug:

How'd you like them apples?

That's just because you hate Greeks, though.
07-03-2019, 10:38 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

That's just because you hate Greeks, though.

Oddly, I have something of a soft spot for the bubble. It seems to me, that despite his hirsuteness and undoubted savagery, he remains a bulwark against the Allan Snackbar-motivated pauline.
07-03-2019, 10:40 AM
Burney

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Oh I haven't been into the city since England played Tunisia in 1998. Far too dangerous. It would be like stepping foot into Naples, or Lagos.

Its a shame, as the bit near the Vieux Port is actually quite pleasant.
07-03-2019, 10:44 AM
Sir C

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Its a shame, as the bit near the Vieux Port is actually quite pleasant.

I'm always eager to escape into Pagnol's, 'mes cheres collines'.

The garrigue calls me, b.
07-03-2019, 10:47 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Oddly, I have something of a soft spot for the bubble. It seems to me, that despite his hirsuteness and undoubted savagery, he remains a bulwark against the Allan Snackbar-motivated pauline.

Hmmm. Not sure they're much of a bulwark. Last time it went off, the Greeks folded so fast it was only the presence of British bases that stopped the Turks taking the whole of Cyprus.
07-03-2019, 10:54 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I'm always eager to escape into Pagnol's, 'mes cheres collines'.

The garrigue calls me, b.

Can't say I blame you. Have a salade de gésiers on me.
07-03-2019, 11:48 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

The garrigue scares me c. I imagine it to be infested with venomous snakes.

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I'm always eager to escape into Pagnol's, 'mes cheres collines'.

The garrigue calls me, b.

I am a lion in hand to hand combat against the likes of the ICF and the Headhunters but a bit of fraidy cat when it comes to snakes.
07-03-2019, 04:18 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Burney

Amin Yur Flahbed, apparently.

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A lot of those Kenyans come over here with a bad altitude imo :cooper: