Dear God but we’re dull.

What did we do to deserve this rubbish?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What did we do to deserve this rubbish?

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That’s easy. We hounded our greatest ever manager out of the club like a pack of petulant children.
Fúck us.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What did we do to deserve this rubbish?

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How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?

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Originally Posted by Burney

How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?

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That sounds a lot more appetising than this drivel. Home made or in a lovely greasy spoon?

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How was your sausage, egg, beans, chips and so forth?

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It was terrific, thank you. It just needed a little care. The beans reduced with some butter. The egg perfectly sunny side up. The chips fluffy and crisp in the appropriate areas. It could have been a banal grease fest.

It was a thing of joy.

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Originally Posted by AFC East

That sounds a lot more appetising than this drivel. Home made or in a lovely greasy spoon?

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Sir C was doing it himself I think. I assume his missus is away. She would never countenance such vulgar stuff.

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It was terrific, thank you. It just needed a little care. The beans reduced with some butter. The egg perfectly sunny side up. The chips fluffy and crisp in the appropriate areas. It could have been a banal grease fest.

It was a thing of joy.

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Lucky you. I had duck breast and mash. It was OK. But my mum cooked it, so that’s nice.

On the plus side I just had a massive half time sh1t

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Sir C was doing it himself I think. I assume his missus is away. She would never countenance such vulgar stuff.

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She must be quite a catch. I’ve divorced women for less!

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She must be quite a catch. I’ve divorced women for less!

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She enjoyed it very much. Ironically, naturally.

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Lucky you. I had duck breast and mash. It was OK. But my mum cooked it, so that’s nice.

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Grey all the way through?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

On the plus side I just had a massive half time sh1t

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Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

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Grey all the way through?

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No, there was a light pinkness. And gravy.

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Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

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I think your overcooked duck breast is under scrutiny.

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Was it a lucky shít or a jinxing shít, do we think?

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Hmmm I will pop back for another

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Hmmm I will pop back for another

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I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?

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Originally Posted by AFC East

I noticed Emery was out late. Was he in the next cubicle?

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Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters

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Good evening. Emery is just one of my characters

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Not my favourite to be honest.