Do we have a match tonight?

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05-29-2019, 09:44 AM
Ash

Do we have a match tonight?

11 non-characters.
05-29-2019, 09:52 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

We be dancing in the streets man
05-29-2019, 10:03 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Ash

11 non-characters.

It doesn't seem real, somehow. It's too far away, I think that's what it is. Also, it's weeks since the season ended so football seems somehow distant.

Plus, we're going to get gubbed.
05-29-2019, 10:06 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

3-1 to The Arsenal
Laca and Aubama will play blinders
05-29-2019, 10:07 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It doesn't seem real, somehow. It's too far away, I think that's what it is. Also, it's weeks since the season ended so football seems somehow distant.

Plus, we're going to get gubbed.

:nod: Plus spurs inevitable victory will put the utter kibosh on the season
05-29-2019, 10:09 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

3-1 to The Arsenal
Laca and Aubama will play blinders

Do you rememnber the B side of Good Old Arsenal?

'Come on you reds
Come on you reds
Come on you Gunners
Come on you reds
Shoot us to glory
Shoot us ahead
Come on you Gunners
Come on you reds'

:music:

Inspired lyrics.
05-29-2019, 10:09 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

:nod: Plus spurs inevitable victory will put the utter kibosh on the season

Exactly. Football is hardly a dish to be savoured currently, is it?
05-29-2019, 10:09 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

Not as melodic as Yus My Dear
05-29-2019, 10:12 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Exactly. Football is hardly a dish to be savoured currently, is it?

Yep, if we win, I will of course be delighted, however, I won't be able to really savour it until the scum lose
05-29-2019, 10:13 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Not as melodic as Yus My Dear

Oh Arthur, how we miss you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lNiCdPeR7k
05-29-2019, 10:14 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

He was a Gooner :-)
And a nonce :-(
05-29-2019, 10:14 AM
Rich

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Yep, if we win, I will of course be delighted, however, I won't be able to really savour it until the scum lose

It will be a farce if we win it. We should be concdeeding the game for Mikhitariyan.
05-29-2019, 10:16 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

The only disappointment will be our Victory Parade being held on Thursday night
Thursday night FFS!
05-29-2019, 10:22 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Yep, if we win, I will of course be delighted, however, I won't be able to really savour it until the scum lose

I wonder if Eden Hazard will have the good grace to spit on it before roughly thrusts his enormous member deep into our collective ringpiece? :-(
05-29-2019, 10:22 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Rich

It will be a farce if we win it. We should be concdeeding the game for Mikhitariyan.

Sometimes your stupidity really knows no bounds :thumbup:
05-29-2019, 10:25 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It doesn't seem real, somehow. It's too far away, I think that's what it is. Also, it's weeks since the season ended so football seems somehow distant.

Plus, we're going to get gubbed.

The Arsenal will win.
05-29-2019, 10:26 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

He was a Gooner :-)
And a nonce :-(

Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter? :-(
05-29-2019, 10:28 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

The thought of him doing it with anyone is sickening enough
05-29-2019, 10:38 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Didn't he used to do the sex with his daughter? :-(

Arthur Mullard? :-(

That's appalling.

I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.
05-29-2019, 10:45 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Arthur Mullard? :-(

That's appalling.

I always preferred Selwyn Froggitt anyway.

:nod: Yus, my dear.

Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home :-\

It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.
05-29-2019, 10:47 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: Yus, my dear.

Despite which, it appears his daughter nursed him in his dotage. In return for which, he left her 5 grand in his will, leaving £250,000 to...wait for it...a children's home :-\

It's fair to say that Arthur may have been a really horrible ****.

Well one assumes she'd had the benefit of his member for some years, so perhaps he felt he'd given enough :shrug:

Dinner tonight: Sausages, chips, beans. I may chuck a fried egg into the mix. Oh go on then, two fried eggs and a slice of bread and butter. :cloud9:
05-29-2019, 10:51 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Well one assumes she'd had the benefit of his member for some years, so perhaps he felt he'd given enough :shrug:

Dinner tonight: Sausages, chips, beans. I may chuck a fried egg into the mix. Oh go on then, two fried eggs and a slice of bread and butter. :cloud9:

I find that cutting the eggs up in the bean/chip mix with a good slathering of ketchup creates a delicious combination.

I'm watching it at my dad's. Nearly three decades to the day since I watched the Anfield game with him in exactly the same place. :old:
05-29-2019, 10:54 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I find that cutting the eggs up in the bean/chip mix with a good slathering of ketchup creates a delicious combination.

I'm watching it at my dad's. Nearly three decades to the day since I watched the Anfield game with him in exactly the same place. :old:

Dear God, that will be a cheery experience if (when) we lose. :-(
05-29-2019, 10:57 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Dear God, that will be a cheery experience if (when) we lose. :-(

Oh, I really couldn't give a toss either way, to be honest. Sad, but there it is. :shrug:

The bigger worry is that I'll probably have too much to drink and I've got a three-hour management meeting starting at 9 tomorrow. :-\

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