AFTV give Emery 6/10

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05-12-2019, 07:22 PM
Tony C

AFTV give Emery 6/10

https://youtu.be/i0X6Mkatyxg
05-12-2019, 08:40 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.
05-13-2019, 08:12 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.

FÃºcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more *****s
05-13-2019, 08:22 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

FÃºcking hell! It's like something out of a Hieronymous Bosch painting - but with more *****s

Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?
05-13-2019, 08:27 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Notice how quiet his presence is keeping them. Do you suppose he might be a manifestation of all their deformities and wrongness?

I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo. :nod:
05-13-2019, 09:23 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

I think he's the Dorian Gray-type representation of the club's soul now.

You never saw him around when Wenger was in charge, did you? That tells its own story imo. :nod:

Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.
05-13-2019, 09:31 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Or Wenger's love child wi' thon rapper salt. It is widely known in medical circles that the wizened pusillanimous gametes of a tired old man are likely to result in the profound dysmorphia of any progeny.

Did he actually impregnate it? Good Lord. Clearly his commitment to incautious attacking play extends beyond the pitch to his attitude to birth control, the dirty auld sod.

Still, you can't imagine any young rappers allowing Emery anywhere near them, can you?
05-13-2019, 09:40 AM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Check out the deformed man behind Rob. If that ain't a mask he should get one.

My God, the poor ***** :cry:

That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?
05-13-2019, 09:44 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

My God, the poor ***** :cry:

That's gonna give me nightmares, how do I unsee that?

We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.
05-13-2019, 09:46 AM
John Bunnell

Burnley's finest.
05-13-2019, 09:56 AM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Burney

We should make him our club mascot. Anything's better than Gunnersaurus.

Christ :hehe: I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind :-(
05-13-2019, 10:01 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Christ :hehe: I can't imagine too many kids running up to cuddle him or have their pic taken tbh

That video has really upset me. Here I am trying to enjoy my well deserved day off and I can't get that poor *******s boat out of my mind :-(

He would unnerve opposition teams before the game by wandering up to them and insisting on giving them a cuddle.

On non-matchdays, we could also use him as a revenue stream by putting him in a cage, feeding him live chickens and charging people to look at him and poke him with sticks.

Honestly, our marketing and revenue generation people are shÃ*t.
05-13-2019, 10:29 PM
Arsenal Alcoholic Review

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Originally Posted by Tony C

https://youtu.be/i0X6Mkatyxg

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