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It was all a bit of a struggle to start with, what with my possessing somewhat narrow eyes. After I had spent about an eye poking fingers in my eyes up to the elbow I became a little flustered and remarked to the charming young lady opthamologist, "I'm terribly sorry to make such a fuss, I seem to have rather slitty eyes" and she said, "Don't worry about it, you're not the only one" and of course she was chinese, wasn't she, and I wanted to die, didn't eye? :-(
She was cute, too.
I might buy a magnifying glass and use it on wine bottles
Struggling with wine label text :-(
Can just about read the country of origin
Oh I just go by the colour. Of the wine, not the label.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Red or white is as much information as I need to make a decision. And either way the answer's likely to be yes anyway.
'Slitty eyes'? Ooooh, fúck me! :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'd have pretended I'd said 'sh�*tty' and stuck to my story through thick and thin.
Why are you having contacts? I thought you only needed reading glasses?
I've been wearing varifocals for a couple of years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't mind wearing glases all the time but I just got fed up with all my sunglasses going to waste.
Is it the varifocal contacts you're having? Let me know how you get on with them. I've heard mixed reviews.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No, apparently I have to have one eye for reading and the other for farseeing. Because of some stuff I didn't quite follow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm starting a two week trial next week.
What? That sounds a bit mental.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You could have introduced a little levity to ease the awkwardness by asking her which her fanny slanted cQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
what about the alcoholic content, sc?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Don't want to pick up anything other than a 10.5% rose on a school night?
True enough, i. There was nothing at 12% on offer on Ocado this week so I've been drinking a Chilean Malbec at 13%. Really feeling it. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
It does, doesn't it? We shall see. The question is, how clearly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
She smelt really nice as well, h. If I'd thought about her fanny I might have had an involuntary emmission, which would hardly have reduced the awkwardness of the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Dust everywhere
I do find it a bit awks when they get right in close to your face. I struggle with that level of intimacy. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nod: Given that I always assume I reek of garlic and chilli, I end up trying to breathe sideways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Although sometimes when they ask you to look down, you can legitimately look down their blouse. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have a very pretty little GP. Very embarrassing when she does the prostate finger probe and patiently explains I don't really need one a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm just going to get glasses, can't be arsed fannying around trying put contacts inQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Can we all please stop saying 'fanny' in the same sentence as the chinawoman, ffs? I'm wearing it to a nub here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Back in 10 or 15.
Burney "Although sometimes when they ask you to look down, you can legitimately look down their blouse. "
The lights are out so it's a good opportunity for a quick shufty
When they softly ask you to look to the front and you see the details of their invariably Asian eye make-up close to hand, feel their sweet breath on your cheek...
BAck in 5
:nod: Although I did once have one with bad breath. That wasn't arousing at all. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas