Brum pitch invader

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03-11-2019, 04:15 PM
The Insider

Brum pitch invader

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D
03-11-2019, 04:22 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by The Insider

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.
03-11-2019, 04:22 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

His flat cap was very inferior. Mine is a thing of beauty.
03-11-2019, 04:23 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?
03-11-2019, 04:25 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?

"Who was the heaviest man ever to ride a Derby winner?"

"Lester Piggott's cellmate."
03-11-2019, 04:30 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.
03-11-2019, 04:31 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.

:clap: Good work bb.
03-11-2019, 04:32 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.

:hehe: wd bb
03-11-2019, 04:35 PM
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?

No. It's not. They will go out of their way to make sure such things don't happen, because if the bummed convict complains and sues it creates a hell of a problem. Loads of hassle, loads of paperwork, if a private prison, lost revenue for shareholders, if public from the exchequer. Also not a good look when a guest of HMQ.

Also, in the UK all the sex offenders are in a different wing as they are hated. Thus, getting done for male rape will not only see you getting loads added to your sentence, but means you then get banged up with Gary Glitter than the like.

I can't remember which team he supports, but they will stick him will a fellow fan, not a rival team's fan.
03-11-2019, 04:36 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Sir C

"Who was the heaviest man ever to ride a Derby winner?"

"Lester Piggott's cellmate."

:hehe: Is this your own work c?
03-11-2019, 04:37 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

:hehe: Is this your own work c?

Lord no, I just remember that one doing the rounds at the time h.
03-11-2019, 04:39 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by The Insider

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

Good. the daft ****.
03-11-2019, 04:42 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

His flat cap was very inferior. Mine is a thing of beauty.

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I
03-11-2019, 04:44 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.
03-11-2019, 04:48 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

You don't have your headwear built by Lock & Co?

How very, very bourgeois.
03-11-2019, 04:51 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You don't have your headwear built by Lock & Co?

How very, very bourgeois.

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!
03-11-2019, 04:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!

I certabily wouldn't wear a flat cap, for I am no country bumpkin.

My fedora, however, is essential wear in town.
03-11-2019, 04:54 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

Mine is made by Stetson. I bought it while somewhat tipsy and paid a somewhat extravagant sum for it.
03-11-2019, 04:56 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.

This is very much how I look in mine.

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03-11-2019, 04:58 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I certabily wouldn't wear a flat cap, for I am no country bumpkin.

My fedora, however, is essential wear in town.

I have the cap, the Barbour and the green wellies now.

I may get some sheep.
03-11-2019, 04:59 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!

Well what would you wear to keep the rain off your head?
03-11-2019, 05:01 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

Well what would you wear to keep the rain off your head?

I let the rain hit my head, b. I'm not a pansy.
03-11-2019, 05:08 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I let the rain hit my head, b. I'm not a pansy.

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.
03-11-2019, 05:10 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.

After some research mine is more Baker Boy than flat cap.

So in summary - baker boy, Nicholson & Walcott scarf, Patagonia Torrentshell, Adidas. Smart casual for work.

Baracuta G9 for weekends.
03-11-2019, 05:10 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Burney

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version
03-11-2019, 05:14 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

After some research mine is more Baker Boy than flat cap.

So in summary - baker boy, Nicholson & Walcott scarf, Patagonia Torrentshell, Adidas. Smart casual for work.

Baracuta G9 for weekends.

Mine is akin to this.

https://hatshopping.co.uk/Belfast-Wo...html?fa_dd=231
03-11-2019, 05:14 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by PSRB

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version

A person with an umbrella in a busy street is basically a menace.
03-11-2019, 05:15 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.

If I was suited and booted, I may carry an umbrella.

I have no desire to look like a 1940s football fan.

https://d29k3dcgpah9r8.cloudfront.ne...4e10858411_500
03-11-2019, 05:16 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Burney

A person with an umbrella in a busy street is basically a menace.

Not if you're tall.
03-11-2019, 05:18 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Mine is akin to this.

https://hatshopping.co.uk/Belfast-Wo...html?fa_dd=231

Not as stylish as my own.

I look suave, urbane, slightly dangerous almost.

You look like a man cutting turf.
03-11-2019, 05:23 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Not if you're tall.

That's what you think, but as the drips from your umbrella trickle down the necks of shorter people, they are calling you a cùnt. FACT.

Embrace the cap, psrb. Be a gentleman.
03-11-2019, 05:24 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Not as stylish as my own.

I look suave, urbane, slightly dangerous almost.

You look like a man cutting turf.

I look like a man at ease with his rural environment. You look like a middle-aged gurrier.
03-11-2019, 05:24 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by The Insider

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

If only the authorities acted with similar stealth and punishment towards knife crime.
03-11-2019, 05:24 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by PSRB

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version

Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.
03-11-2019, 05:26 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.

:nod: They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.
03-11-2019, 05:32 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.

My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls...iABEgJw0PD_BwE
03-11-2019, 05:38 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by PSRB

My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls...iABEgJw0PD_BwE

Umbrellas are essentially selfish for men to use imo, and golfing umbrellas are doubly selfish. "I'm alright Jack". :judge:

Ladies need to stop their hair getting wet so are permitted to use them.
03-11-2019, 05:43 PM
Pat Vegas

I heard a lot of pundits saying it should be illegal etc.

I am pretty sure there are laws and bans in place already for these things and have been for many years.

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