the PSG result and what it says about football as a sport.
And the Michael Jackson documentary and its descriptions of ***** activity.
:shudder:
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the PSG result and what it says about football as a sport.
And the Michael Jackson documentary and its descriptions of ***** activity.
:shudder:
I'm reminded of a couple of years ago and my son going to the mat on Twitter with some tabloid football reporter or other who insisted that PSG would piss the Premier League every season.
What does their result say about football as a sport?
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Originally Posted by WES
Same as every result, I expect. Win some, lose some. Funny old game, Brian. Away goals can be crucial. Big decisions change matches.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Football - bloody hell. Funny ole game etc etcQuote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Which I have always taken as meaning that in football how well you play doesn't really matter; it often has no correlation to the result, which is all that really matters.
That isn't true in other sports; mostly those where they score more often.
Precisely - you don't get many shocks in, say, rugby because the better team will nearly always win. You don't get lucky tries in the same way you get lucky goals and it is much easier to defend. Stupid ****ing game really :)Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
The United game I could not give a shít about - two super-rich clubs = fûck 'em both.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
In the Jackson thing, I just found myself becoming incredibly angry with the awful fûcking mothers who were - let's face it - pimping their sons out to him in exchange for first class plane tickets and five-star hotels. Scum.
I reckon I'd let my kid get nonced off as a one-off in exchange for a life-changing amount of money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I mean, the problem that abused kids have as they get older is rationalising what happened to them. That's what causes the trauma. But I'd have a ready made answer for them. Surely they'd understand if I bought them a nice car with the proceeds or something? :shrug:
You’d **** it up though. You’d buy them a diesel Peugeot or some other piece of ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
My son's bang into cars. I took him around the Hexagon classic car garage down the road from me recently and he very nearly creamed his pants (or whatever pre-pubescent boys do when they're excited).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He’s got no hope. Jews know nothing from cars. They just don’t get what cars are about. Comes from hundreds of years wandering around in the desert, I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Ah, there you are. How went the consultation?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not until 5.30, sadly. I’ll let you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Fúcling he'll. Drawing out the suspense, aren't they?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Right. As any fule kno, the most important thing in any car is boot space. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I suspect he won’t even have had the lab results yet. He hadn’t had them yesterday... he’s going to look up my bugle, tell me it looks fine and that I should come back next week for results.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Seriously? I'd tell him there's no point turning up unless he's got them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He's basically a Spurs fan and just doesn't want you watching the game tonightQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Hope all goes wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Thank you la.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
That's not good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Last consultation of the day is normally reserved for the very bad news. Ah well.
Good luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Do you think they'll retire your table at the Wolesley if (when) you snuff it?
Well can you explain that one of the oldest and most illustrious football message forums on the Internet is holding its collective breath on the outcome so he needs to pull his farkin shít stained doctor's finger out?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
They should definitely retire my usual dinner. God knows hoe many veal Holsteins they’ve served me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
He’s an E not surgeon, h. I doubt he puts his finger in bottoms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
If you ask him nicely he mightQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I know even less about rugby that football, but I'm sure I've seen loads of close games decided by kicks through bouncing along the ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
One spins out just before the line, another sits up perfectly for the winger.
No way did the kicker have any control over that.
Um, that’s a pretty good job of missing the point you’re doing there, Anaconda. I said nothing about shock wins or the better team winning. I said that that football, unlike many other sports, is one where you can outplay the other team on the day and still lose. In this case, over two games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
How many rugby matches have you seen where one team comprehensively outplays the other on the day but still loses? I’ve never seen one, and I expect it happens but much less frequently than in football. Again this will mostly be the case in low scoring sports.