his beak off even as we speak.
AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.
his beak off even as we speak.
AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.
You’re kind, h, but hopefully now the slicing is over and a chap just needs to regather his strength.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I’m starving though, and I can’t leave my bed, and the glw is at work until 2. See how I suffer?
Were the ghastly invading lumps that which every man dreads c (we must not mention them by name lest we excite their vindictive malice)?
I’ll be finding out about their degree of malignancy or benignity on Thursday, h. So fingers crossed for that little chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I can only give my experience of these matters, which is that if you've got something of that ilk, your feet don't touch the ground before they start treatment. Waiting 10 days would seem pretty fùcking slack if that were the case. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, I kind of thought that as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I’m going to be completely upfront about this though b. I don’t fancy nose cancer. Call me a wimp if you will. I’m just not feeling it.
I have crossed my fingers and toes for you old chap, and tied my winky in a knot (I can do that you see).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
ty h. Much appreciated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I'm with you on this one c. I'd be blubbing like a big baby :-( Berni has confronted this particular demon with insouciance and expects us all to be as brave but he only had to forfeit one his gonads - the smaller one I bet :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm sure Sir C will be able to get by with just the one existing nostril for breathing purposes
And will remember to stand sideways on in future photo opportunities
I was thinking this the other day, actually, I don't really remember old lefty at all. I mean I remember him when he was huge and throbbing, but not when he was normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I can't actually remember what it was like having two balls. :-\
Oh, and while it's nice that you say I was insouciant, I can assure you I had my moments. By the time I talked about it on here, it was pretty much a done deal. Immediately after diagnosis, however, you may rest assured I was NOT insouciant.
I've been looking into it and I reckon you're fine and that by the end of the week we shall be mocking you for being a big baby. :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And if he isn't fine we can all blame Monty for wishing the Big C on Sir CQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes, good luck, Sir C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Did you know that the Romans used to use a little silver spoon to clear out the ear-wax? I saw one at a museum recently, ISTR.
tyvm, a.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I saw an earwax cleaning device be8ng advertised on Facebook. It looked like the sort of th8ng that drilled the channel tunnel.
We just use a small, high-pressure water jet to clean out ear wax now. Takes but a moment or two. I say 'we', but I actually mean our nurses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Good luck for the results on Thursday.
the nurses, rQuote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Yes yes, whatever keeps you happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
here you go, sc. £6.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Medi-Grade-...dp/B0795WHD42/
and one does hope your diagnosis is tip-top, old chap
his nurses, IUFG.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
He is a doctor, you know, and they are a bunch of pompous, self-important unreconstructed snobs who think they own the people that do the actual work.
Thanks, i. I won’t invest just yet. Just in case, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Well let us just hope that nobody walks into my consulting room and announces themselves as 'Ashberto from AWIMB'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
:nod: I used to work with doctors and nurses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Every single doctor I worked with was as you described, plus a load more odious traits.
well, for £6, your family can throw it in the bin once you've bought the farmQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You’ll be able to get your own back by putting your finger in his bum bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I'll remember to do that. :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I've only been to the doctors about once in the last 15 years, and that was a waste of time.
which, admittedly, is a little unorthadox for an ENT specialist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
A little olive oil dabbed on the end of a cotton but is meant to clear the clear the ear of excess wax
WHAT? inserting a cotton bud into the ear canal is frought with danger. dontcha know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I only ever insert the tip
Don't want to cause pain
As sc has always said, once the tip is in, the rest is painless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
You didn’t believe me the first time, did you? Now you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
i am not in a position to personally verify your claims, sc, merely passing on the word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C