To think there have been times when I paid actual money and travelled to watch them. Insane.
Also, Emery Out!
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To think there have been times when I paid actual money and travelled to watch them. Insane.
Also, Emery Out!
I was actually pretty comfortable with Saturday until they got the pelanty. Then everything got to the usual sick to the pit of my stomach feeling than NLDs bring on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I suppose the early goal settled some nerves.
Also, the referee was fúcking shít.
The longer it was only 0-1, the more certain I was they'd score. And if that Umbongolese cùnt is ever allowed near a fùcking penalty again, I won't be held responsible for my actions. :furious:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Isn't that the first one he's missed for us you gigantic racist?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Don't care. If you take one that badly in the 90th minute of a game against Tottenham, you've proved you're utterly lacking in moral fibre and worthy only of contempt. He's dead to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
was it Arteta who missed one in injury time a few seasons back? Might have been against Fulham.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Fulham schmulham. This was a North London derby, ffs! Unforgivable.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I remember Lauren scuffing a pen in against them to win during the run-in to the 2002 season. One of the worst penalties you ever saw. :cloud9:
No, he missed one against Man City in the defeat at the Emirates last seasonQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I thought he did. Couldn't be arsed finding out, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
And speaking of Foolham. Chambers seems to be getting high praise for his role as DM, during his spell at the cottage. I’d be quite happy to take punt on him replacing that utter drosspipe, Xhaka. He and Mustafi cannot f*ck off soon enough, for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
What was his record like in the big games in Germany? I think he has only scored in one game against the other big 5 since he signed for us. Little bit disappointing.
I always feel that Xhaka would take a mean penalty. Auba has scored lots of goals for us but I can't help but feel I'd rather have Lacazette.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
He missedone vs City just after he signed. We were 3-0 down at the time. Can't remember whether it was LC final or the league game just after.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Lacazette is much betterer. You can tell because he has a sensible haircut, a nice, neat beard, is always well turned-out and is generally just a nice, tidy package.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
O'Fingerbang, on the other hand, looks like a slovenly shower of shít topped off with a cùnt's haircut.
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Originally Posted by Burney
They both perform infantile celebrations, though. Can you imagine Anderson backflipping around the square every time he took a five-for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What's wrong with a fist pump and some back slapping?
Shame about the pen...I was most looking forward to the Spider-Man mask coming out.
Could be worse ie Balloteli
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Originally Posted by Burney
Got it. Dennis is still a legend as he only missed one against ManU in the FA cup semi final. No doubt, not as bad?
:nono: Worse. Dennis' miss was utterly appalling and I'll hold it against him to my dying day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
It's only all the other great stuff he did that stops me hating him for it. Umbongumbongotheydrinkitinthecongo has no such mitigation.
Proper French, init? Not a colonial.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Besides, Gabon is one of those countries that cause you to lose in quizzes where they ask you name African countries. Same with Mauretania.
Plus, I've just discovered that the President of Gabon is *actually* called 'Ali Bongo' :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_Ondimba
ffs b :noah:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?...ighlight=bongo
How could I have missed that? I thought I was just being casually racist* with all these silly names, but it turns out I do actually have a strong understanding of Gabonese nomenclature.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
*OK, I was being casually racist, too, but still
:hehe: Tiger Tim?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
I think this is the first proper outpouring of puerile name-calling we've had since Ade-barn-door. wd Ramalamadingdong imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nono: I’m pretty sure Ramalamadingdong bats number five for Sri Lanka, a.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash