Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shĂ*tty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!
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Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shĂ*tty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!
Criteria for the job:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax
6/ An obsession with 'the values of the club'Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
7/ Being liddle bit not so weird as Arsene
8/ Dutch this time
You need to stop sh*talking about Unai, mmmmmm-k?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Final warning.
FĂșck off bignose, or I';ll set Berni on you. He knows how to deal with your sort.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
You realise that I haven't said a single thing against Emery, do you?
Yes, Dutch'd be nice. With a nice face like that lovely Martin Jol chap.*Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
*Yes, I know he managed Tottenham, but he seemed really nice. I hated having to call his mother a whore.
Typical zionist, y'see? Trying to close down legitimate criticism of repressive regimes. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Not the virtue-signalling type. A no-nonsense type like a Haan or a Neeskens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You said he makes us play boring football and you also said he's got a stupid face, which he does but that's not the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Funded by Soros, no doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Also, the blood of christian babies and so forth. :nod:
You've said yourself that his inability to speak properly is an embarrassment to the club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I think he's funded by his missus, tbf. Although she might be funded by Soros, tbf. :sherlock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He does make us play boring football; that is simply undeniable. That is less a citicism than a statement of fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I have made absolutely no remarks concerning his physical appearance, because I am an adult. And not a bigoted one.
. . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He's got a stupid face, greasy hair and horrid, snaggly teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Check out Peter Perfect here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I do believe that this was might point last week. I am trying to be with the kids and use hashtags....
#PV4TH14 or # DB10MO11
Nothing else will do!
Threadjack: Have you seen any of the new Endeavour?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Vieira has a head the size of a satsuma, a squeaky voice, and a fear of Roy Keane.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Insider
Henry was a great athlete but not a great footballer, pundit or coach.
Bergkamp has an aversion to God's own conveyance, the aircraft.
Overmars looks like a little boy and has been sacked from all his management jobs.
No, we need some blue sky thinking here.
Marc van Bommel.
I've seen the first one. I'd say it has the potential to be something great in its own right, rather than as simply a pseudo-Morse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Have you enjoyed it a? Do you dig the moustache?
#threadjack no. 2: Ullswater in April :cloud9:
It's got thon Roger Allam in it, hasn't it? I like Roger Allam. He's got a good, rumply face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He's great. You can really see the resultyds of his training on the later Morse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I miss him, b. The proper Morse :-( I'll never get over it. I firmly believe he's waiting for me at the Rainbow Bridge. With Cesc, and Patrick Vieira's bottle.
They could probably digitally animate him these days. Imagine that! New Morses with a digitised John Thaw! He could have adventures in space or travel through time - anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think this would be ace.
No, don't like the tache, but then I never do. I have enjoyed it, and the second one I got completely lost in the byzantine twists which was quite the authentic experience. He's also getting starting to become a bit more rude, arrogant and aloof. He's finally turning into Morse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ullswater AGAIN? There are other valleys available, you know. #sniff
Lambsies though.
Don't tell Sir C but he's the real reason I watch it. Good ol' Fred Thursday, there's a fella you can depend on. Salt of the earth and a bloody good copper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
True. I wanted to get out to Ennerdale really, since that is ikely to be where we move to, but then I happened upon this wee hoosey and simply had to try it! http://www.fox-hollow.co.uk/about-the-cottage/Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Not above a little light torture to extricate information from some toerag neither.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Sounds excellent. There isn't enough torture on Sunday evenings on ITV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It clashes with Antiques Roadshow, though :-(
Very nice. You'll be able to nip out to the mining museum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
A kind face?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Let's be clear here, if those rumours had turned out to be true nobody would have been surprised.
How. Dare. You.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Look at this lovely smile.
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PS I will find you and cut you for what you've said.
More Bruce Rioja shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C