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Whose dream job is in Indonesia?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
:hehe: good point. Also could he look any more 'Manchester'Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
This guy also had a bad day.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...dwich-13956311
I like the fact that at no point is the actual job ever describedQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
A few things:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
1/ Why does the paper feel the need to use the coy euphemism 'pleasured himself' when 'masturbated' would be both more succinct and less ambiguous?
2/ What kind of sandwich was it?
3/ Presumably this wasn't the first time he'd done this. I'm guessing everyone in that workplace has at some point eaten his man-fat.
4/ Why do they feel the need to show us a stock picture of a sandwich? We know what sandwiches look like.
The sort of man who kisses his biceps when in a confrontation, one supposes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I would actually rather like to visit Indonesia. Particularly Sumatra, Java, Sulawesi, Komodo & Lombok. I think you could make quite a spectacular 3 week holiday out of it.
Also, while he admits to pleasuring himself with the sandwich unwrapped & in his hands, his defence argue that there was no contact with... well, you know. Therefore, we are supposed to assume he was pleasuring himself simply while holding her shorts & her lunch? It seems quite bizarre to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Yes. I was hoping he might actually have been fůcking the sandwich. Although you'd want to be sure it wasn't crusty or wholegrain due to chafing issues. Basically, a soft roll would be ideal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rich
Shirley it all depends on the filling? You'd want some sort of non spicy smooth sauce as a lubrication wouldn't youQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Ham would be most enjoyable, I think. The cheap sort that has been sweating in its wrapping for some time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Maybe zap it in the microwave for 10 seconds beforehand, though.
Many years ago I was offered a job at a large salary to spend a couple of hours a day in a Mercedes Benz showroom in Bangkok wearing a lab coat, as if I were a tame round eye engineer overseeing his beloved Benzes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Had circumstances been different I'd have jumped at it.
Of course Indonesia isn't Thailand. What with them being Allans and therefore unpredictable.
It's best you didn't. Rightly or wrongly, the assumption of most right-thinking people is that any westerner who lives in Thailand for any length of time is a massive, massive sex case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Hmm. And if I were living in Thailand, happy as a pig in shíte, (which I would most certainly be) I would care what some 'right-thinking people' (which is a funny way to spell, 'ignorant racist bigots', by the way) think, would I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That's a rhetorical question, by the way.
Hey. Don't shoot the messenger. I don't make the rules :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, even if one were drawn to the Land of Smiles with the intention of sharing the physical act of love with a bunch of chinawomen, how does this make one a sex case?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Porking chinawomen isn't a perversion. Unless the chinawoman is Yoko Ono.