I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.
That's how it works these days, right?
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I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.
That's how it works these days, right?
:hehe: I was sure you were going to say something like that. You're right thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I think it is, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Although, shirley it is wrong to be able to name him when still only an allegation. But this argument has been going on for years and years.
String him up :judge:
Were the BBC tipped off so they could broadcast his humiliation to the world in real time, I wonder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You'd think they'd have learned their lesson with that sort of thing, wouldn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
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Surely even the Scots can't drink that muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Lachs behaviour ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Gill-ty as charged imo :judge:Quote:
Originally Posted by 7sisters
I was once stood at a bar drinking when a weapons-grade pissed up Scotch asked me if I knew where the bar was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Pointed over my shoulder and he ordered his beer.
Legs like broken candles. He didn't spill a drop.
You know she's on my list, right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh yes. Very much so.
Good heavens! I hope for your sake that Laurie Penny no longer is? She looks absolutely extraordinary these days. She's also gone completely mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
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Perhaps he thought you were dodging your round.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
My word. That's one crossed off. Polly went recently as well, as did Jack Monroe when she complained about the testosterone making her smell bad. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm down to wee Jimmy Krankie and Gizzi Erskine now. And Gizzi's just there to make up the numbers if I'm honest. I'm not really angry with her at all.
I never dodge, a, never. :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I thought you liked her? And she'd knock you up a lovely din-dins afterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
To what other left-wing termagants could you mete out your specific brand of punishment? Caitlin Moran?
To be fair, la, when the SNP receives a clear 'Naw', it does tend to interpret it as an 'Aye' - or at the very least a 'Maybe'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I suspect she's a bit of a lefty is all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Moran - she'd gurn her way through the act, wouldn't she? If would be enough to put any man off his stroke.
Yvette Cooper's quite elfin, isn't she?
Ed Balls has been there, though. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
JK Rowling?
Stick her in, go on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm pondering whether there is room for the human abacus Abbbott. On balance, I'm guessing there's no bed big enough.
Ooh ooh I know! For a proper pair of termagents, why look further than Jess Philips and Anna Soubry? Come on down!
Philips looks to me like she has bad breath and an hirsute and odiferous minge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I don’t even like to contemplate the thought of Soubry in the nip.
Imagine for a moment, if you will, Magic Grandpa bouncing around on top of the genius Abbott in a hostel in East Germany in 1977.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Just. Imagine. The. Smell.
:-( This being East Germany, there probably weren't proper washing facilities either. She was probably pootling around Rostock spattered with his love custard .Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
That;'s a bad wig, right?