Hang on, one of the Rotherham white kafir slàgs is claiming

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11-28-2018, 10:19 AM
Monty92

Hang on, one of the Rotherham white kafir slàgs is claiming

that the Nothing To Do With Islam fella who raped and impregnated her is, according to UK law, entitled to access to her child.

This is surely, surely, surely not correct?
11-28-2018, 10:20 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

that the Nothing To Do With Islam fella who raped and impregnated her is, according to UK law, entitled to access to her child.

This is surely, surely, surely not correct?

Well according to the law as it stands she is correct... the law is an ass and i'm sure it will be changed
11-28-2018, 10:22 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Well according to the law as it stands she is correct... the law is an ass and i'm sure it will be changed

And according to Islam, access to her ass is the law
11-28-2018, 10:31 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

And according to Islam, access to her ass is the law

Is it, really? Or are you making it up
11-28-2018, 10:37 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pokster

Is it, really? Or are you making it up

It's a good point, actually. What does the Koran have to say about buttstuff?

I don't fancy googling it in case I end up getting jihade(a)d.
11-28-2018, 10:42 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Legal or not, I know for a fact that every devout muslim residing in the UK has

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's a good point, actually. What does the Koran have to say about buttstuff?

I don't fancy googling it in case I end up getting jihade(a)d.

accessed your mums butt :tapin:
11-28-2018, 10:57 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

accessed your mums butt :tapin:

Yes yes yes, but are muslim men allowed free access to their woman's cornhole, that's what we need to know. Can you pop down your local mosque and ask?
11-28-2018, 11:30 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes yes yes, but are muslim men allowed free access to their woman's cornhole, that's what we need to know. Can you pop down your local mosque and ask?

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks
11-28-2018, 11:34 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

That's some useful background information i, thank you.

It hasn't really answered the fúcking question in any way of course, but there you go.
11-28-2018, 11:39 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

That's some useful background information i, thank you.

It hasn't really answered the fúcking question in any way of course, but there you go.

I do believe the Muslamics use their good book to argue both ways about using Borneville Boulevard for recreation.

Since they are banned from the front once a month some argue this gives a green light to the back. Others offer that there is an outright ban on any form of bodily penetration during rag week.
11-28-2018, 11:53 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I do believe the Muslamics use their good book to argue both ways about using Borneville Boulevard for recreation.

Since they are banned from the front once a month some argue this gives a green light to the back. Others offer that there is an outright ban on any form of bodily penetration during rag week.

It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.
11-28-2018, 12:35 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with
11-28-2018, 12:36 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by PSRB

I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with

More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?
11-28-2018, 12:45 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?

Nope, nor a Muslim woman.......I think
11-28-2018, 01:44 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.

The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]
11-28-2018, 01:45 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]

You really have been studying hard. wd b.
11-28-2018, 01:50 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You really have been studying hard. wd b.

It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:
11-28-2018, 01:54 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?
11-28-2018, 01:58 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.
11-28-2018, 02:01 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.

Leave it out, sc. It'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope.
11-28-2018, 02:01 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

Oh, no. You can do what you want with Kuffar captive women/sex slaves - be they Yazidi or from Rotherham. That is specifically stated by Mohammed himself. It’s not even a Hadith.

Clearly his adherents follow his teachings carefully. Because they’re savages.
11-28-2018, 02:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Leave it out, sc. It'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope.

Yes, but I can dream, can't I?

Picture the scene. Mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. A flat on the 17th floor of Mandela Towers. The TV gives off a romantic, flickering light as Jeremy Kyle does his thing. The air is thick with the smell of the cat's littter tray and the cries of little Chardonnay in her cot. The object of your desire gestures coquettishly at her groin. "Ah'm on't blob so yer'll 'ave to do me in't arse."

:cloud9:
11-28-2018, 02:33 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, but I can dream, can't I?

Picture the scene. Mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. A flat on the 17th floor of Mandela Towers. The TV gives off a romantic, flickering light as Jeremy Kyle does his thing. The air is thick with the smell of the cat's littter tray and the cries of little Chardonnay in her cot. The object of your desire gestures coquettishly at her groin. "Ah'm on't blob so yer'll 'ave to do me in't arse."

:cloud9:

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?
11-28-2018, 02:37 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?

Best thing is, if he’s analysing her from behind, they can both watch it. :thumbup:
11-28-2018, 02:39 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?

:-( Have I boobed, i?
11-28-2018, 02:40 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:-( Have I boobed, i?

I’m worried that i knows when it airs. I thought he was employed.
11-28-2018, 02:43 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Best thing is, if he’s analysing her from behind, they can both watch it. :thumbup:

Imagine the state of her hampsteads, b. I'm definitely doing it in the backscuttle.
11-28-2018, 02:44 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:-( Have I boobed, i?

Details, sc, details...
11-28-2018, 02:45 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

I’m worried that i knows when it airs. I thought he was employed.

Come now, b.
Shirely you've *ahem* worked from home and give it a quick watch? :chavporn:

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