Zidane to take over from Mourinho?

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10-01-2018, 09:17 AM
Sir C

Zidane to take over from Mourinho?

Places we know Zidane has lived:

Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid

Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
10-01-2018, 09:22 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Places we know Zidane has lived:

Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid

Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:

meh. He'll barricade himself in his Alderley Edge mock Tudor mansion with a few cases of wine to ease the pain.
10-01-2018, 09:23 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

meh. He'll barricade himself in his Alderley Edge mock Tudor mansion with a few cases of wine to ease the pain.

Isn't he an Allan?
10-01-2018, 09:30 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

Isn't he an Allan?

Dunno.

Even so, living up there, he'd be driven to drink. Just ask psrb
10-01-2018, 09:34 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Places we know Zidane has lived:

Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid

Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:

Wenger has been suspiciously silent.
10-01-2018, 09:35 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Wenger has been suspiciously silent.

He hasn't watched any of our games since he was sacked. It must be too pajnful for him, like watching your wife doing a sexytime with another man :-(
10-01-2018, 09:41 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He hasn't watched any of our games since he was sacked. It must be too pajnful for him, like watching your wife doing a sexytime with another man :-(

:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.
10-01-2018, 09:42 AM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Dunno.

Even so, living up there, he'd be driven to drink. Just ask psrb

I drank just as much living in London.

In a similar vein, "Stoptober", they are aware there's a bloody half-term in October???
10-01-2018, 09:43 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.

and doing it better* :-(

*early doors
10-01-2018, 09:46 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

and doing it better* :-(

*early doors

Better? Dull does not equal better, f.
10-01-2018, 09:49 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

and doing it better* :-(

*early doors

...albeit just as prone to shÃ¬tting the bed.
10-01-2018, 09:51 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Better? Dull does not equal better, f.

It's a results business. :shrug:

Football, not sex. Although sex can also be a results business, I suppose.
10-01-2018, 09:51 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

Sir C "Better? Dull does not equal better, f."

More climaxes though
Wenger kept losing his ardour
10-01-2018, 10:26 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Sir C "Better? Dull does not equal better, f."

More climaxes though
Wenger kept losing his ardour

tippy tappy try to walk it in type ****.
though we didn't really do that in the past few years.
10-01-2018, 10:28 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

:hehe:

Even the foreplay went limp
10-01-2018, 10:29 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

tippy tappy try to walk it in type ****.
though we didn't really do that in the past few years.

Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2dQMz1FF0
10-01-2018, 10:32 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.

That's all very well but I am looking forward to our clash with Qarabağ Futbol Klubu.
10-01-2018, 10:34 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2dQMz1FF0

99 times out of 100, that ends with a defender intercepting it and the whole thing fizzling out to bellows of 'SHOOT YOU FÃ¹CKING TIPPY-TAPPY CÃ¹NTS!!!' and us losing 1-0 to a breakaway goal.
10-01-2018, 10:36 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

That's all very well but I am looking forward to our clash with Qarabağ Futbol Klubu.

I must admit, I don't miss being in the CL even the tiniest bit. I'd rather we weren't in the UEFA, either, but there seems to be virtually no way of getting knocked out of that early any more.
10-01-2018, 10:43 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

I must admit, I don't miss being in the CL even the tiniest bit. I'd rather we weren't in the UEFA, either, but there seems to be virtually no way of getting knocked out of that early any more.

New bloke is even fielding strong teams in these games. and he's actually making me like Iwobi.
10-01-2018, 10:49 AM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's a results business. :shrug:

Football, not sex. Although sex can also be a results business, I suppose.

Sex is certainly a results business. Failure to recognise this fact of life has led to the mortification of western society.

Not enough good old-fashioned trophy wives; too many of them newfangled fourth-place trophy wives, imo.
10-01-2018, 10:51 AM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Places we know Zidane has lived:

Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid

Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:

It's almost a career ending move, taking that job these days.
Imagine, the persistent baying for success and restoration of the number 1 club in the PL, knowing you're up against the GDP of Qatar, together with the worlds best manager.
If there's one thing I'm enjoying about the rise of City, it's the catastrophic damage being unleashed on United.
10-01-2018, 10:52 AM
redgunamo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

Places we know Zidane has lived:

Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid

Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:

Those places are mostly dumps though, as Zizoooo would well appreciate, having been born in the dumpiest bit of one of them.

Of course, now he'd live in the neighbourhood called "Money" in whichever of them he might end up in. Even Manchester.
10-01-2018, 10:54 AM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by 7sisters

It's almost a career ending move, taking that job these days.
Imagine, the persistent baying for success and restoration of the number 1 club in the PL, knowing you're up against the GDP of Qatar, together with the worlds best manager.
If there's one thing I'm enjoying about the rise of City, it's the catastrophic damage being unleashed on United.

For the moment, I don't mind City being the best team in the land, just because of the pain it causes their neighbours.

But, iirc, I couldn't stand Everton in the 80s when they were better than the other bunch of *****s in that shÃ*thole of a city.

Strange.
10-01-2018, 11:01 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by IUFG

For the moment, I don't mind City being the best team in the land, just because of the pain it causes their neighbours.

But, iirc, I couldn't stand Everton in the 80s when they were better than the other bunch of *****s in that shÃ*thole of a city.

Strange.

I don't care about City because nothing they win actually counts. I would rather City won everything this year than have Tottenham win anything at all - even the Caramac Cup.
10-01-2018, 12:01 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Doing naughty stuff she wouldn't do with you

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.

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10-01-2018, 12:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

99 times out of 100, that ends with a defender intercepting it and the whole thing fizzling out to bellows of 'SHOOT YOU FÃ¹CKING TIPPY-TAPPY CÃ¹NTS!!!' and us losing 1-0 to a breakaway goal.

You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?

Bit lumpen.
10-01-2018, 12:10 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?

Bit lumpen.

FÃºck all wrong with this approach, imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVTayts24pM
10-01-2018, 12:17 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Those places are mostly dumps though, as Zizoooo would well appreciate, having been born in the dumpiest bit of one of them.

Of course, now he'd live in the neighbourhood called "Money" in whichever of them he might end up in. Even Manchester.

None of Cannes, Bordeux or Madrid are dumps, red. Quite the opposite, actually.
10-01-2018, 03:45 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by WES

None of Cannes, Bordeux or Madrid are dumps, red. Quite the opposite, actually.

To be fair, I'll give you Cannes. The wife likes it so we're regulars there.

I'm essentially a rural soul though so you can keep all the rest.
10-02-2018, 08:05 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?

Bit lumpen.

Charles Hughes - set English football back decades
10-02-2018, 08:42 AM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Charles Hughes - set English football back decades

Right. Whereas "Charles Moore" has merely set the Daily Telegraph back decades. Is that him?
10-02-2018, 08:53 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Right. Whereas "Charles Moore" has merely set the Daily Telegraph back decades. Is that him?

tbf several decades back are where most Telegraph readers seem to exist - or want to at the very least
10-02-2018, 09:12 AM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

tbf several decades back are where most Telegraph readers seem to exist - or want to at the very least

I just thought it was a decent joke :-(
10-02-2018, 09:29 AM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

I just thought it was a decent joke :-(

Forgive me, red. Tis Wies'n season. I may be a bit tired
10-02-2018, 03:46 PM
redgunamo

#WiedervereinigungsTag

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Forgive me, red. Tis Wies'n season. I may be a bit tired

Day off tomorrow too? :rolleyes:
10-02-2018, 03:59 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

We're lucky to have the pleasure of LA at all during Oktoberfest
Might not get any sense out of him next Monday though after it's ended

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