bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:
bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:
What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you pissed enough to drown in the bath? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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Originally Posted by Burney
Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?
Fúcking royally hammered obviously.
She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You know what these Irishers are like.
I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Now I think we may be approaching the truth of it, i. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Cause of death: Irishness :judge:
God, they were a dreary band, though.
Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Was it awfully painful?
It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.
I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.
Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
NTTAWWI, naturally.
rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, scQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It was a pre-emptive strike, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I knew I couldn't win whatever I did or didn't say
I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Here's your answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
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Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
:nod: Like a cigar cutter, bQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Nowhere cheap mind, scQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 yearsQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Natural selection’s a bitch, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
So drunk she was basically a Zombie...Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I fell asleep in the bath once. Was doing the old classic of a steaming hot bath and half a bottle of Scotch to get shot of an evil cold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Woke up at 2am in some very cold water :hehe: The cold was overtaken by a hangover the next day. Oh and I didn't drown :-D
:music: What's in your head? What's in your heeeeee-ad? Water, water, water, water?Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno