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What sort of sausage?
Torta:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Red pepper, feta cheese, guacamole, spinach, rocket, chipotle aioli.
Modern Ireland.
Ireland RIP.
Cumberland, naturally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
What you needed with that was a rake of spuds.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Oh dear. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
you need to MTFU, scQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Maybe wash it down with a spot of the old red pepper, feta cheese, guacamole, spinach, rocket, and chipotle aioli.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I said MTFU, not go all puddle-jumpyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash
From you of all people!Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
More manly than sausages with worcestershire sauce?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Pff.
Hold on, no ketchup or mustard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What kind of unholy gay Dutch sh�*te is this?
Brown source is more manly than WS, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Or English Mustard.
Ketchup? Am I a mewling infant? No, I am a man, and I take man's condiments.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Mustard's good, but you can't have mustard with worcestershire sauce. That would be wrong.
your concoction of Red pepper, feta cheese, guacamole, spinach, rocket, chipotle aioli is bender food Top Trumps, sw.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
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Why must you fúckers judge my sauce choices? Do I judge your sauces?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
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Originally Posted by IUFG
As you will have picked up I have an innate almost uncontrollable sense of adventure coupled with a love of danger. Sometimes it lets me down such as this lunchtime. Whilst the sandwich was nice the mess I made was embarrassing.
The entire experience was worth it all the same as two young chicks sat down beside me and I had the joyous pleasure of overhearing one tell the other how her friend appeared to be growing since giving up the cigarettes. A reverse twist on the smoking stunts your growth tale.
Genuine. Two adults. Probably working so being paid.
No idea how I didn’t lean over and tell her to shut the fúck up or at very least throw hot sauce in her eyes.
"Young chicks"? Good grief.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Although it does sound like they deserve to have had an egg slicer pushed onto their noses..
You are probably not allowed to use such generic terminology, probably afraid to assign a gender to them in case they complain and you are forced to send yourself on all sorts of nonsense diversity awareness courses.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
You are probably one of these people I see on the train with special “LGBT Ally” lanyards.
They deserve to be shot.
I "ally" with no-one, sw. Nor do I wear a lanyard.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect - whether bi or straight or bender - unless they behave like a ****. Of course.
I concur 100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG