LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

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06-07-2018, 12:35 PM
Burney

LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt. :hehe:
06-07-2018, 12:43 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt. :hehe:

He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.
06-07-2018, 12:46 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.

Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.
06-07-2018, 12:47 PM
Tony C

Just pay him mate.

Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

...
06-07-2018, 12:48 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Burney

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt. :hehe:

Daft ****.

Him, not you.
06-07-2018, 12:49 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg
06-07-2018, 12:50 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

it'd kill you off, sc
06-07-2018, 12:51 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

I didn't think you even felt a pang anymore. I thought you were all about the clean living these days?
06-07-2018, 12:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

it'd kill you off, sc

"Balls. I'll swallow* it and run a mile."

*hoover
06-07-2018, 12:54 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Tony C

Just pay him mate.

Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

...

Fvck no. :-(
06-07-2018, 12:55 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I didn't think you even felt a pang anymore. I thought you were all about the clean living these days?

Oh I'm quite ridiculously clean and fit. (Except for booze. Also red meat and fat.) That doesn't stop a chap occasionally missing the glory days.

My word, but I could shovel some away, b. :cloud9:
06-07-2018, 12:56 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Tony C "Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths. "

LOOOOOOOL!
06-07-2018, 12:57 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Oh I'm quite ridiculously clean and fit. (Except for booze. Also red meat and fat.) That doesn't stop a chap occasionally missing the glory days.

My word, but I could shovel some away, b. :cloud9:

I remember. :-/
06-07-2018, 01:03 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I remember. :-/

A friend of mine once drew me a line which was a map of the M25 with little nubs representing the A2, A13, A12, M11, A10, A1(M), M1, M40, M4, M3, A3, M23, A22 and A20, and invited me to finish it in one circular motion. A good half a g, it was. It was gone before you could say, 'Hold on, are you sure you're not going to OD?' :cloud9:
06-07-2018, 01:13 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Oh I'm quite ridiculously clean and fit. (Except for booze. Also red meat and fat.) That doesn't stop a chap occasionally missing the glory days.

My word, but I could shovel some away, b. :cloud9:

I would love some but I do genuinely think it might kill me.

8 months clean :)
06-07-2018, 01:16 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Peter

I would love some but I do genuinely think it might kill me.

8 months clean :)

30th April 2016. A date which will live in infamy. :-(
06-07-2018, 01:18 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt. :hehe:

What a **** :)

Last week our friendly local policeman spoke to me about signing an agreement with our neighbours. During that conversation he acknowledged that the evidence was so poor, contradictory or non existent that it wouldnt get past his Sergeant let alone make it to the CPS.

At the end he asked me whether I would be willing to sign anything and I said no. He then says 'well if you wont cooperate we will have to let it run its course through the courts, sir'. I reminded him of his previous comment and he started to shuffle in his seat and refer to additional evidence that might be revealed.

I just told him that he must do as he sees fit and wished him luck. ****ing idiot :)
06-07-2018, 01:19 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sir C

30th April 2016. A date which will live in infamy. :-(

I rarely miss it. It is only when some ******* brings it up after a few drinks.

I have managed to avoid being in a situation where it is available. I have yet to be genuinely tested (ie offered some for free)....
06-07-2018, 01:30 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

A friend of mine once drew me a line which was a map of the M25 with little nubs representing the A2, A13, A12, M11, A10, A1(M), M1, M40, M4, M3, A3, M23, A22 and A20, and invited me to finish it in one circular motion. A good half a g, it was. It was gone before you could say, 'Hold on, are you sure you're not going to OD?' :cloud9:

Clockwise or anti-clockwise?
06-07-2018, 01:31 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Clockwise or anti-clockwise?

Widdershins, b. Thought we'd add a touch of the satanism to it.
06-07-2018, 01:36 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

What a **** :)

Last week our friendly local policeman spoke to me about signing an agreement with our neighbours. During that conversation he acknowledged that the evidence was so poor, contradictory or non existent that it wouldnt get past his Sergeant let alone make it to the CPS.

At the end he asked me whether I would be willing to sign anything and I said no. He then says 'well if you wont cooperate we will have to let it run its course through the courts, sir'. I reminded him of his previous comment and he started to shuffle in his seat and refer to additional evidence that might be revealed.

I just told him that he must do as he sees fit and wished him luck. ****ing idiot :)

:hehe: So do tell, p. Who are these neighbours you've been racially abusing and what manner of forriner are they to have aroused your ire? It's blacks, isn't it? I can easily see you having a problem with the blacks.
06-07-2018, 01:40 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Widdershins, b. Thought we'd add a touch of the satanism to it.

Of course. And did it include the A282?
06-07-2018, 01:42 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Of course. And did it include the A282?

He knew nothing of the bizarre nomenclature of the Dartford tunnel, for he was a foreign.
06-07-2018, 01:47 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

No wonder your nose is on the blink
06-07-2018, 01:47 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

He knew nothing of the bizarre nomenclature of the Dartford tunnel, for he was a foreign.

Ah. Poor chap. We must make allowances for our benighted brethren, of course.
06-07-2018, 01:49 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

No wonder your nose is on the blink

It's had over two years to recover. Mind you, it did have about 30 years of abuse :-(
06-07-2018, 01:51 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's had over two years to recover. Mind you, it did have about 30 years of abuse :-(

I'd say you're lucky still to have most of a septum, tbh. You could have done a Daniella Westbrook.
06-07-2018, 01:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'd say you're lucky still to have most of a septum, tbh. You could have done a Daniella Westbrook.

I wonder if they could do reconstructive surgery to open my nosehole? I'd have to 'fess up though, wouldn't I?
06-07-2018, 02:08 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I wonder if they could do reconstructive surgery to open my nosehole? I'd have to 'fess up though, wouldn't I?

You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.
06-07-2018, 02:09 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.

If you put a power drill up my nose I will die, you appreciate that, do you?

Is that what you want, b? :-(
06-07-2018, 02:13 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

If you put a power drill up my nose I will die, you appreciate that, do you?

Is that what you want, b? :-(

Never in life, soul. It would be the simple matter of a few seconds' work to rebore your nostril into functionality.

If you prefer, I could use a hammer and a six-inch nail. :shrug:
06-07-2018, 02:18 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: So do tell, p. Who are these neighbours you've been racially abusing and what manner of forriner are they to have aroused your ire? It's blacks, isn't it? I can easily see you having a problem with the blacks.

They are Brazilians, not black. I suspected they were a touch mental before I found out they are mormons which simply confirms it.

My dad's response was 'well what the ****ing hell are they doing over here' before he realised and said 'oh, its the bloody EU, son, that's how they get in, through ****ing Portugal'.....

Cheers dad, you are not really helping here :)
06-07-2018, 02:25 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

They are Brazilians, not black. I suspected they were a touch mental before I found out they are mormons which simply confirms it.

My dad's response was 'well what the ****ing hell are they doing over here' before he realised and said 'oh, its the bloody EU, son, that's how they get in, through ****ing Portugal'.....

Cheers dad, you are not really helping here :)

Your dad's not wrong, though, is he?

Is it Silvinho and his family?
06-07-2018, 02:38 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Your dad's not wrong, though, is he?

Is it Silvinho and his family?

He isnt wrong, but if I had the same to the copper I would be facing court now. Apparently racism is a 'bit of a hot topic' at the moment.

A hot topic!!!!
06-07-2018, 02:42 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Peter

He isnt wrong, but if I had the same to the copper I would be facing court now. Apparently racism is a 'bit of a hot topic' at the moment.

A hot topic!!!!

Yes, you probably would. But I'd have no sympathy, since it would be entirely the fault of people like you who cheered loudly when Blair introduced the Racial and Religious Hatred Act in 2006.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap, p.
06-07-2018, 03:36 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes, you probably would. But I'd have no sympathy, since it would be entirely the fault of people like you who cheered loudly when Blair introduced the Racial and Religious Hatred Act in 2006.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap, p.

But I dont hate them, b.

WEll, I do hate them but not because of that.....
06-07-2018, 04:45 PM
7sisters

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Originally Posted by Peter

But I dont hate them, b.

WEll, I do hate them but not because of that.....

I feel the same about Indians these days. The continual phone scamming has forced me into pigeon holing them all as shysters and conmen, whose sole purpose is to liberate people from a life long's hard earned. Entirely unjust to the race as a whole of course but there you have it.
I run the very distinct risk of aiming a tirade of abuse at an eminent consultant one day, who's only mistake was to ring and notify me of some health check test result. :shrug:

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