Now that Sanchez is gone. what was wrong with his chin?

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01-30-2018, 02:31 PM
Pat Vegas

Now that Sanchez is gone. what was wrong with his chin?

And if Giroud goes, Mkhitaryan's backheel was the best clearly onside goal I've ever seen.
01-30-2018, 02:34 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

And if Giroud goes, Mkhitaryan's backheel was the best clearly onside goal I've ever seen.

Just a bit pockmarked wasn't (isn't) it? Maybe some teenage acne scarring.
01-30-2018, 02:44 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Just a bit pockmarked wasn't (isn't) it? Maybe some teenage acne scarring.

He did have a muppet mouth, though.
01-30-2018, 02:47 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

He did have a muppet mouth, though.

I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\
01-30-2018, 02:48 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

I suppose we all want him to score on his PL debut
01-30-2018, 02:49 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

I am probably being silly but I am rather excited about Auba arriving.
What looked like doom and gloom period for Arsenal might become rather good again.
01-30-2018, 02:50 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

I adored him when I saw him playing at that world cup that year, you know, when was it? I was staying at that hotel in Paris in the room in which Oscar Wilde died, you remember. Anyway it was absolutely chucking it down and we were tired and cold so we ordered club sandwiches and a bottle of claret and watched the Chile game, and the twinkle in Alexis' eye caused me to fall for him right there.

After I'd seen him play for us a few times I just wanted the **** gone, to be fair.
01-30-2018, 02:52 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I am probably being silly but I am rather excited about Auba arriving.
What looked like doom and gloom period for Arsenal might become rather good again.

Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.
01-30-2018, 02:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

I shall call him Henrik :nod:
01-30-2018, 02:53 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I fúcking loved him and have had an extremely strange emotional response to him leaving.

In short, I found seeing him wearing the Yanited shirt filled me with what was unmistakably intense and deeply-felt pride :-\

Aren't you a bit old for loving players? Frank Stapleton cured me of that when I was 8.
01-30-2018, 02:54 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

Aubamebongobongo would be more racist.

Or Aubame(he'sprobablygotamassive)wang
01-30-2018, 02:54 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

I will call him a boomerang
01-30-2018, 02:55 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I shall call him Henrik :nod:

Boomslang? Bangbang? Yinyang? Bongo-Bongo?
01-30-2018, 02:56 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Aubamebongobongo would be more racist.

Or Aubame(he'sprobablygotamassive)wang

Obama-wang?
01-30-2018, 02:56 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

Aren't you a bit old for loving players? Frank Stapleton cured me of that when I was 8.

I loved watching him play :shrug:
01-30-2018, 02:57 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Boomslang? Bangbang? Yinyang? Bongo-Bongo?

Boomslang is a snake, isn't it?

Bangbang is a Thai 'girl' I met once in a bar in Patpong.

Yinyang is a winkle.

Bongo-Bongo is what they drink in the Congo.

I'll stick with Henrik.
01-30-2018, 02:58 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

Auba? Is that what we're calling him, then? :-(

I prefer calling him Shangalang - which is probably racist of me.

I just do it when typing as it's easier.
01-30-2018, 02:58 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I loved watching him play :shrug:

Why? He couldn't dribble, he couldn't pass, he couldn't control a ball particularly well and he couldn't make a decent decision if his life depended on it. He could **** the occasional one into the top corner.

Whoopee.
01-30-2018, 02:59 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Sir C with a clue straight from 3-2-1
01-30-2018, 02:59 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Boomslang is a snake, isn't it?

Bangbang is a Thai 'girl' I met once in a bar in Patpong.

Yinyang is a winkle.

Bongo-Bongo is what they drink in the Congo.

I'll stick with Henrik.

I remember reading once that the Boomslang can make you bleed from every orifice. I wonder if if this fellow can do the same?

Umbongo it is :thumbup:
01-30-2018, 03:00 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Boombslang might have been the cause of Fash and his ear problem
01-30-2018, 03:02 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Sir C with a clue straight from 3-2-1

Perhaps we could take that useless **** Lacazette and chuck him in the (Dusty) bin.
01-30-2018, 03:03 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Perhaps we could take that useless **** Lacazette and chuck him in the (Dusty) bin.

I remember being very upset when I saw how small he was :-(
01-30-2018, 03:05 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

I always thought Dusty Bin was the star prize :-(
01-30-2018, 03:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I remember being very upset when I saw how small he was :-(

Is he small? I hadn't noticed. He just doesn't seem to be very good at, you know. Football. :-(
01-30-2018, 03:06 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Why? He couldn't dribble, he couldn't pass, he couldn't control a ball particularly well and he couldn't make a decent decision if his life depended on it. He could **** the occasional one into the top corner.

Whoopee.

Blimey. I do believe everything you just said about him is scientifically wrong.

Mazeltovs.
01-30-2018, 03:06 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery
01-30-2018, 03:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Is he small? I hadn't noticed. He just doesn't seem to be very good at, you know. Football. :-(

He always looks small. I expected him to be about 6'3" and the cünt's shorter than me.
01-30-2018, 03:13 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery

I still don't believe she was Cheggers' sister. I know that she was, but it's never made sense.
01-30-2018, 03:14 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

3-2-1 fact
Janice Long was a contestant on the first ever edition
She appeared with a now ex husband and won a set of cutlery

Camilla Long's got big ol' títties.
01-30-2018, 03:16 PM
Burney

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Camilla Long's got big ol' títties.

Ooof, though. :-(

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01-30-2018, 03:18 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Ooof, though. :-(

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Blimey, she's carrying a bit of timber these days.

Hours of fun, that. Slap it about all night.
01-30-2018, 03:22 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Blimey, she's carrying a bit of timber these days.

Hours of fun, that. Slap it about all night.

She should sue that photographer. She looks distinctly special needs in that pic.

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