offences includes Marlon Brando for rape. Scrutiny reveals that he made her list because he enacted rape in Last Tango In Paris.
I very nearly did something I have never done and signed up to her ridiculous blog just so I could tell her what a pustule she is. Then I bottled it as I didn't want a platoon of rabid moustacheo'd lesbians pursuing me to eviscerate me and separate me from my inordinately fulsome testicles.
Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.
Yes, he said, I think, he wanted her to react as a girl, rather than as an actress. At the time, she was fuming, she said. Not cricket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
When you say 'simulate', are you telling us that he didn't, in fact, pop his weeny in her botty? No harm done, surely? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Linda Lovelace
Well I'm not quite sure what happened to the butter, tbh. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
No, Maria Schneider.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I just hope it was fresh from the fridge :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
..Rest in peace.Quote:
Originally Posted by burney
I don't think it was. As I recall, it was on the floor with him when he was having a bit of a pre-buggery snack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You said that in an extremely posh accent Red
Rape is rape. Even when it isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I actually listened to a serious conversation about this last week. Apparently it is essential that false rape accusations are given a proper hearing so that the man who didnt rape anyone can learn from his mistakes. THey went on to explain that, if anything, these cases were more important than cases of actual rape.
similar treatment of the lovely Susan George in Straw Dogs. He attempted to bully her into enduring real sex for that scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He was keen on a snack, I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It is interesting that you assume sex is something to be 'endured'; this suggests some deep-seated issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Would you like to show us on the doll where he touched you?
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Yes, that's essentially the line the CPS took over the Ched Evans case, isn't it. Had he not been a "celebrity", they almost certainly wouldn't have touched it with yours. So to speak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Yes. She also made it clear that - contrary to what the BBFC were told - the second rape was very much meant to be buggery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Do we know the brand of butter used ?
I will boycott it forthwith
The world is a scary place at the moment, p. Hold me. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
Still, not as bad as Hitchcock unleashing the birds on Tippi Hedren after telling her they'd be fake crows.
Justified in the name of art, shirley? Not to mention the fact that both scenes helped propel the respective women to stardom.
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I believe it was Le President. A splendid butter imo, although I can't attest to its properties as a sexual lubricant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I'm from Henley-on-Thames, V.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Oh? Why not?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I prefer the unsalted version
The salted one irritates the partner
It depends who one is having sex with c. If some poor young chit like Susan George was required to couple with a clumsy great brute like you then endurance would indeed be required.
He touched my winky c - and told me his winky was a 'magic lolly'
Erm, it pretty much ended Maria Schneider's career and she descended into depression, drink and drug abuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I Can't Believe It's Not Bugger
Who can be bothered going downstairs to the fridge? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
And you needn't come here feigning civility after yesterday's sordid episode when you started bellowing at me like some kind of demented moose and threatening me with violence.
You stalinists are all the same. As soon as you lose the intellectual high ground you resort to club and sword.
Oh, I say! Well played, v. :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
She remains my favourite woman, h. Well, I say 'woman', I probably mean, 'women', because Susan George, Susannah Yorke and Judy Geeson are all the same, really, aren't they? Of course Judy Geeson is best. (I'd like to have shown her my winky.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Well more fool her for looking a gift horse in the mouth. If she'd just held her nerve for a few decades and waited for third wave feminism to take over the world she'd be laughing all the way to the bank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't remember Judy Geeson. Susan George was lovely. Susannah Yorke used to drop her daughter off at my sister's school, so as a kid I saw her in the flesh once or twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I just can't stop pressing "Reply To Thread" today
She refused ever again to take her kit off in movies. Unfortunately, the only roles people wanted her for were ones requiring nudity. This created something of an impasse, which resulted in her being permanently unemployed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Did not the sight of her not give you the most monstrous tumescence b?
The finest of all females.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
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I'd have only been about 8, so probably not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman