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Tomorrow I am attending a first birthday party. In a boozer. After which I intend to get twisted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
A rather jolly way to spend a Saturday I have to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You have to love the whole concept of afternoon drinking in a pub, to then emerge to daylight around 6 bells and to realise you are twisted while all around you people are just doing normal things.
Penning Chapter7 of my book - Asian Persuasion...A night out with Juninchi
Bacon sarnies
Daughters lacrosse game
My hockey game
Listen to Arsenal as they drop points
Venison with chocolate sauce and creamed cabbage and a bottle of Barolo
Armagnac
Sleep on the couch
Sleep in my bed
Hangover
Few pints and plate of chips in my local
Afternoon nap
NFL, NFL and more NFL
:nod: And it is at that point that I will get on the bugle.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
What could possibly go wrong?
Typical Canadian.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
Girly hockey, Pat. On astro turf, not ice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I know,Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
How did you get into it? was it a lack of Ice hockey being unavailable?
Well yes, that is when you head on to the after party, as such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You shall be violently ill on Sunday, but then you know this.
Sadly, I will still be ill on Monday, for I am old and past it :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Kids football training, taxi service for kids, look after kids as mrs goes out on a hen evening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
First league match of the season, kids party.....sleep
That reminds me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Don't have any kids.
How do you have any time for yourself Pokster? I am already moaning that I don't already.
Through a mate that plays. It's a good game for those of us of a certain age. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
For the next 7 months I don't... next Sunday the team i manage are at home ta 10.. my youngest has his first ever league match at 11-30 and my eldest has a match at 1-00... so i will be managing, then ref then watching for about 5 1/2 hrs... no wonder i look old and washed out..... don't look as old as Sir c but that is due to the drugs he has stuffed up his bugle when youngerQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
You do realise you will be told off for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
If the man wishes to eat baby food like some sort of sexual deviant, sw, who are we to judge?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I would have thought it's a killer for the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
Hmm if I have a kid hopefully it will be a son. At least I can buy some toys or video games that might interest me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I went on Toysrus the other week. It's the same stuff as when I was a kid just different versions.
Fvckin yo momma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:-D :titsup:
Well said, P. I understand daughters are a nightmare for their fathers, especially eldest, firstborn ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
For a start, your whole life up to that point becomes irrelevant. I mean, with boys, you can take them to the hockey and the rugby and the pub; you can read them the Iliad and take them to opera festivals in Italy. You can go shooting and coursing and you can take them to war with you or go hunting for buried treasure in the Caribbean and marlin fishing in Miami. Basically, they are a small version of you, with the same interests and temperament.
Daughters, on the other hand, you don't have the time or the imagination or the patience for, which is essentially why women's football/cricket/rugby etc. was invented. What they really need is to spend most of their time with their mothers, doing girly things like playing with Barbie dolls and skipping ropes and going shoe-shopping.
But raising kids is at least a two man job so, of course, you will also want to contribute, be a "good dad", whatever that may be. But, as I say, whatever you know, whatever you are interested in, is immaterial, if not actually harmful; at best, boring and pointless, so far as they are concerned. Even with your best efforts and with the best will in the world, they will find you dispositionally tedious and unimaginative.
Creamed cabbage is a perfect accompaniment to venison.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What you and Charles know about food I could fit on the head of a pin, and no mistake. :nod:
Your mum, then Sunday your dadQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Sorry Pat :hide:
Who you got, bro? It's quite the lineup, between Seattle - Green Bay, Dallas - Giants, Tennessee - Oakland, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella