There is a woman at work who is beginning to annoy me (not hard to do)

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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She quite clearly yearns for your manhood, f. The best way to deal with this situation is to take her roughly from behind in the stationery cupboard. Don't take any notice if she appears to be unwilling; in these cases, 'no' most defintely means 'yes'.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

She quite clearly yearns for your manhood, f. The best way to deal with this situation is to take her roughly from behind in the stationery cupboard. Don't take any notice if she appears to be unwilling; in these cases, 'no' most defintely means 'yes'.

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:hehe:
I've changed.
I don't know how these things work anymore.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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:redcard: rules, f, rules!!!

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

:redcard: rules, f, rules!!!

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No need for pic imo, if she was fit he wouldn't be on here moaning. I'm choosing to believe she calls him Pat Vegas :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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It is basically harassment Pat.

Were you to comment on her weight perhaps, or her breasts, or even her sexual promiscuity she would be the first to complain yet she bombards you with personal questions and invades your personal space.

Speak to HR.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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Why don't you stay a little later to assist colleagues and further your own career?

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

:hehe:
I've changed.
I don't know how these things work anymore.

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C is quite correct Fash. When you brutally penetrate her rectum there will be a short wince of pain but she will very quickly begin to gasp her encouragements and her colleague, drawn to the cupboard by the guttural noises of your congress, will be so consumed by primal lust at the sight of your magnificent tumescence, she will remove her dress to reveal the kind of ****ty lingerie one buys in Ann Summer, and demand her turn.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Why don't you stay a little later to assist colleagues and further your own career?

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Stay later than half five? This isn't the eighteen-****ing-hundreds Riccy Boy

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Speak to HR.

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They'll just tell him to MTFU.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

She's new to the office.

Reason a) When I decide leave at 5:30 she says loudly. Oh Pat Vegas is leaving dead on time again.
Reason b) she says loudly all the time 'what are you doing?' 'what are you shopping for online'
Reason c) Questions, question after question about how old I am etc.

Leave me alone can't you tell from my grumpy face I don't want to talk :furious:

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5-30?? What is that? I'm finished, driven home, got changed and enjoying a nice cuppa by then

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

No need for pic imo, if she was fit he wouldn't be on here moaning. I'm choosing to believe she calls him Pat Vegas :hehe:

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Frivolous appeal :redcard:

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Frivolous appeal :redcard:

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:hehe: she started doing it again. but someone jumped in. stop flirting with the man and leave him alone.

I will go HR and sue their asses.

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Originally Posted by Pokster

5-30?? What is that? I'm finished, driven home, got changed and enjoying a nice cuppa by then

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What happens when you get stuck behind a tractor on a narrow country lane while on the way home?