I hope this orangutan cúnt gets shot in the face

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08-23-2017, 02:39 PM
Monty92

I hope this orangutan cúnt gets shot in the face

:-(

https://www.facebook.com/bbciplayer/...jVGwxoK2dhQMuU
08-23-2017, 02:44 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Monty92

:-(

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Fair play to the orangutang imo. It's the snidey caption writer that needs shooting in the face. Typical of his/her profession.
08-23-2017, 02:46 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

:-(

https://www.facebook.com/bbciplayer/...jVGwxoK2dhQMuU

The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.
08-23-2017, 02:51 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

:-(

https://www.facebook.com/bbciplayer/...jVGwxoK2dhQMuU

That Orangutan is shīt at sawing and looks like she'll take a finger/toe off any minute.

Although I do like the aggressive way the spy Orangutan starts sawing vigorously.
08-23-2017, 02:52 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.

Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.
08-23-2017, 02:53 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The glw is mad for seeing organutans this winter. :-( That means fúcking Borneo, where it pisses down continuously and is inhabited by fúcking Allans. Fúck my luck.

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.
08-23-2017, 02:59 PM
Sir C

[QUOTE=Burney;4175215]Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.[/QUOTE

I just want to go and lie on a Thai beach for 3 weeks, eating my own body weight in hepatitis c ridden shellfish and drinking gallons of formaldehyde laden beer. Is that too much for a man to ask?
08-23-2017, 02:59 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.

Why have you imprisoned wild creatures, sw?
08-23-2017, 03:00 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Just take her to Dublin Zoo mate, there is 3 or 4 of the fúckers in there.

When I went there as a kiddie, the Orangutan hurled shīte at everyone at great velocity. It was literally the best day of my childhood.
08-23-2017, 03:01 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Why have you imprisoned wild creatures, sw?

They are the local inhabitants
08-23-2017, 03:02 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

When I went there as a kiddie, the Orangutan hurled shīte at everyone at great velocity. It was literally the best day of my childhood.

Travellers probably.
08-23-2017, 03:03 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Travellers probably.

No other zoo experience ever truly matched up to it, sw. It turns out that what young kids really love is having an animal throw faeces at them.
08-23-2017, 03:10 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

No other zoo experience ever truly matched up to it, sw. It turns out that what young kids really love is having an animal throw faeces at them.

Should try the hippos in Regents Park then. They have a policy of using their tails as a propeller to spray their hot, fresh poo far and wide.
08-23-2017, 03:37 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

Should try the hippos in Regents Park then. They have a policy of using their tails as a propeller to spray their hot, fresh poo far and wide.

Somehow that's less charming. With the Orangutan, you had a sporting chance of dodging the missile, only for it to miss you and hit some other poor, unsuspecting cünt who'd wandered up wondering what all the fuss was about. :hehe:
08-23-2017, 06:24 PM
7sisters

[QUOTE=Sir C;4175217]

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Originally Posted by Burney

Plus, they'll see your name and think you're the colonialist oppressor back to have another crack. They'll probably shrink your fücking heads and wear them as necklaces imo.[/QUOTE

I just want to go and lie on a Thai beach for 3 weeks, eating my own body weight in hepatitis c ridden shellfish and drinking gallons of formaldehyde laden beer. Is that too much for a man to ask?

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