That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.

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05-03-2017, 11:15 AM
redgunamo

That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.

The sad thing is, normally, a player scoring 3-400 or more goals for one club is a complete game-changer with regards to that club's status (see Bayern München before and after Gerd Müller, for example). For Real Madrid though, he's really just another great legend who played for a great legendary club.

All the same, it's probably just as well he didn't stay at Manchester United :-\
05-03-2017, 11:19 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

The sad thing is, normally, a player scoring 3-400 or more goals for one club is a complete game-changer with regards to that club's status (see Bayern München before and after Gerd Müller, for example). For Real Madrid though, he's really just another great legend who played for a great legendary club.

All the same, it's probably just as well he didn't stay at Manchester United :-\

Meh. Theo's scored 100+ for us. Maybe if he did more underwear adverts he'd get some respect :rolleyes:
05-03-2017, 11:22 AM
Ash

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Meh. Theo's scored 100+ for us. Maybe if he did more underwear adverts he'd get some respect :rolleyes:

Worst player to ever score 100 goals for The Arsenal?
05-03-2017, 11:25 AM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Meh. Theo's scored 100+ for us. Maybe if he did more underwear adverts he'd get some respect :rolleyes:

I just googled "Theo Walcott Underwear" :-|
05-03-2017, 11:25 AM
Burney

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Worst player to ever score 100 goals for The Arsenal?

Cliff Bastin was probably shît, to be fair.
05-03-2017, 11:27 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Meh. Theo's scored 100+ for us. Maybe if he did more underwear adverts he'd get some respect :rolleyes:

Bishops Stortford? Nice place and the local plod have a strong attitude to pikeys.

https://twitter.com/CiMcdonald/statu...29830102933504
05-03-2017, 11:28 AM
Monty92

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I just googled "Theo Walcott Underwear" :-|

Woof!

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05-03-2017, 11:31 AM
redgunamo

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Woof!

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1---------2-3, imo.
05-03-2017, 11:36 AM
Burney

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Woof!

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Even his woman flatters to deceive. :-(
05-03-2017, 11:37 AM
Monty92

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Even his woman flatters to deceive. :-(

Perhaps, although I can't adequately express how much I would nonetheless.
05-03-2017, 11:40 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Perhaps, although I can't adequately express how much I would nonetheless.

Well, yes. But what I mean is that she is superficially attractive, but on closer examination the end product isn't really there.
05-03-2017, 11:41 AM
Ash

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Even his woman flatters to deceive. :-(

Sharp knees, eh? :jorge:
05-03-2017, 11:46 AM
Monty92

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Well, yes. But what I mean is that she is superficially attractive, but on closer examination the end product isn't really there.

I know what you meant and I simply disagree. His 100 goals and her impossibly perky tits render your insulting analogy meaningless.
05-03-2017, 11:51 AM
Burney

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I know what you meant and I simply disagree. His 100 goals and her impossibly perky tits render your insulting analogy meaningless.

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me. :-(
05-03-2017, 12:57 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me. :-(

I don't think playing Scrabble is what saucy young blondes are for, to be honest.
05-03-2017, 01:54 PM
World's End Stella

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Originally Posted by Burney

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me. :-(

Is it really impossible to imagine Theo jamming it into her from behind while she inhales copious amounts of cocaine and felates Ox to completion?

Yes, I suppose it is. However, back in 5.
05-03-2017, 01:58 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

There's a slack-jawed vacuity to her that suggests they're ideally matched. They probably spend long evenings discussing their haircuts and think using a naughty word during a game of Scrabble is impossibly edgy.

Take them away. The very sight of them depresses me. :-(

She is a very ordinary looking bird to be fair.

Never fully understood a fascination with her.
05-03-2017, 02:05 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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She is a very ordinary looking bird to be fair.

Never fully understood a fascination with her.

She's probably a 7/10. Footballers should be shagging 9s and 10s. No excuses.
05-03-2017, 02:07 PM
Ash

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She's probably a 7/10. Footballers should be shagging 9s and 10s. No excuses.

I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.
05-03-2017, 02:09 PM
SWv2

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I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

I expect he does. She bought him a coffee machine you know.
05-03-2017, 02:12 PM
Billy Goat Sverige

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I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

Probably his sweetheart from his teen years. Made a commitment when they were young and then found it difficult to get out of it, much like Arsene with Theo.
05-03-2017, 02:12 PM
Burney

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I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

Theobot 3000 has no capacity for love. All he asks is that his oil is changed and he's fully recharged each night.
05-03-2017, 02:16 PM
Sir C

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I expect he does. She bought him a coffee machine you know.

I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.
05-03-2017, 02:20 PM
Burney

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I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.

Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.
05-03-2017, 02:23 PM
SWv2

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Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

And travellers.
05-03-2017, 02:24 PM
Sir C

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Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?
05-03-2017, 02:25 PM
Burney

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Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?

Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.
05-03-2017, 02:27 PM
Sir C

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Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.

Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again :-(
05-03-2017, 02:28 PM
Burney

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Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again :-(

But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen. :-\

'No, no, please. After you.'
05-03-2017, 02:32 PM
Sir C

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But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen. :-\

'No, no, please. After you.'

"Hello darling I'm home! Which particular chronic mental/physical ailment are you suffering with today? Any rapes, assaults, (verbal or physical) or other tragedies to report?"
05-03-2017, 02:37 PM
Burney

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"Hello darling I'm home! Which particular chronic mental/physical ailment are you suffering with today? Any rapes, assaults, (verbal or physical) or other tragedies to report?"

:hehe: Someone got her with a good one the other day after she'd made a big fuss about Rod Liddle suggesting she might not actually be disabled and how she was going to sue, etc, etc. Then she mentioned prescription charges, only for someone to ask why, as a registered disabled person, she wasn't exempt from prescription charges like every other registered disabled person in the UK.

Answer came there none. :hehe:

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