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Possibly arm aids. Anyway, something is causing me pain in the upper arms. I clearly need a referral to my local private hospital, but to get one I must visit my GP.
The next appointment available is on 19th April.
I pay NIC for this shít?
Rich, could you please just write me a referral letter to the Chelsfield Park Hospital?
Both upper arms? It could be a double heart attack imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Probably not. It could be the running, of course. All that arm-pumping catching up with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Do you lift?
IF you have pins and needles you are having a Mike ParryQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh, that's reminded me of a video that I couldn't stop laughing at.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWWx2FEzuE
I did some lifting but stopped when both my arms apparently snapped above the elbow. They don't seem to be fixing themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Ah. What you've done - and excuse me using the technical term - is fùcked your arms. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You'll receive my invoice for this consultation shortly. Good day.
I did it with a stick of cinnamon
Nothing happened
I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Can you check his bona fides beforehand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It'll be tendonitis, btw.
I used to like chewing cinnamon sticks as a kid. Odd, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:-( I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
8-) 8-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Sir C would have to take them off when going through airport security before a package holiday to MarbsQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
How the fück is he going to take them both off, ffs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Swing both arms in reverse to undo the screws far enough to drop off from the aged bodyQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Did you ever try smoking them? There was a theory that you could get a buzz. I'm fairly sure I never did but it didn't stop me from keeping trying. :-|Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney