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They only go and spend it on computer games and drugs, M.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
What sort of childcare does an 11 year old receive?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I pay tax to support your spawn. That makes fúcking sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Hideous big-nosed sponger. Your mum, not you.
Stop that right now, B.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
After school for working parents, I guess?Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
I'd rather pay a bit to support other people's sprogs than have to support my own, tbh. Assuming those sprogs end up supporting me in my dotage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Though, of course, I'm furiously drinking and smoking my way to an early grave which will spare others the inconvenience of having to support me at all.
At least they don't waste itQuote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
You can send your contribution directly to me, if you prefer. That way you'll know it's going to the upkeep of nice middle class children who you can be confident will support you when you're sitting in your own piss in a care home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I agree about his mum though obviously.
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Would you mind paying my bit as well? I don't fancy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
In April I have to tax and service three cars, which will set me back, let's see, about £3,500. Why don't I get any of Monty's money to help me pay for it? Just because he's pumped his vile, diseased seed into the desperate human being prepared to engage in whatever warped act he considers constitutes sexual congress, as a result of which some pseudo-human has been shat into our world, WHY MUST I PAY FOR IT?
True. They have after school clubs here or you can go down in hours at work. A lot of people with kids work 87.5% and finish an hour early every day so they can get the kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It's odd, because my cock works fine when your mum's on it like a dog eating hot chips :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Sweets, cigarettes and whisky, in my day :old:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
And that was just to coax them into your car.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Evidently not, or you'd be supporting your own kids, wouldn't you, rather than bitching about supporting his.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Listen son, you're old enough to support yourself now.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
That's what puppies are for, I thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Ask your mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The cheque's in the post. :thumbup: I've sent you my entire salary, which might cover your tax bill. Is that ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You don't have to own 3 cars do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
God no, of course not. Three cars? That would be silly. One needs different cars for different jobs. I have five cars, and consider this the absolute minimum number required.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
That seems a lot to me but as I have always said, and indeed I am well known for having an open mind, each to their own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I own one car and it is being serviced on Friday. I may ask them to hoover it as it is pigging dirty. Do you think this an acceptable request?
If it's being serviced by some Fred in a shed, no. If it's a main dealer job, they should valet it as a matter of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I shall enquire and point out that my good mate Dutch, who “is in the motor trade”, has told me you will do it as a matter of course. I expect you will know each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Motor INDUSTRY, sw. Yer man with his dealership is in the motor trade.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
meh. you all piss in the same petrol tank imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The one with the Nuts calendar on the wall
Trade / Industry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Less / Fewer.
Plane / Airplane / Aircraft.
Jog on.
I would have thought that anyone involved in the production of motor vehicles would be in the motor industry. Anyone involved in the distribution of these vehicles to the public would be in the motor trade.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Charles, as far as I understand, is clearly the latter.
Motor trade :judge:
:nono: Language is important, sw. "Thick Paddy" is one thing, but "thick Mick" is apparently offensive.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
One wouldn't wish to cause offence by using incorrect terminology.
Thick Canuck in comprehension fail shocker!Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
Neither offends me to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I suspect people who get offended by such sh*t are essentially pooves and should simply fúck off whenever they are ready.
I won't have any of this Sir C I challenge you do a dual on the weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That's right, on.
He is, though, isn't he? Daft like a moose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
A commendable stance, sw.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I am still a bit concerned it might be my father posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have not met WES and his description sound familiar.
A dual? Is that like a sex thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Or did you mean a duel?
It was on purpoise. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I know the on the weekend thing annoys Sir C.
but dual sounds fun.
Oh, depending what day it is, everything annoys Sir C. He can be most irascible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas